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The "more effort than itemforty put into it" cblog review of Bacon Salt.

Many many heaps of credit is due to itemforty for introducing my arteries to Bacon Salt, and at last month's NARP in Austin, did so first hand. Thank you, kind sir, thank you.

What I'm doing today though, is providing you a little break down of what to expect when you purchase Bacon Salt.

To walk you through the Bacon Salt experience and how you'll soon come to embrace the Bacon Salt methodology that itemforty preaches to us all now.

1. Taking the plunge and buying Bacon Salt.

I'm an immediate gratification guy. I like ordering stuff off the internet, and will do so if it'll save me some money and the thing I want is something that I can't normally get in a store. But if it's there and I can get it locally for the same price, I'm all over it.

I'd hesitated buying Bacon Salt earlier due to extraneous financial strains, holidays, trips to Japan, etc. etc.

I discovered yesterday that there was a local retailer that sold Bacon Salt in their store.
So, today, at lunch, I ventured over to Allied Kenco, a store that specialized exclusively in meat. Sausage and jerky, to be precise. And sitting next to the register were a whole stack of bottles of our powdered friend.

I purchased 8 bottles of it. I cleaned out their Hickory flavor supply.

2. Tasting Bacon Salt.

You won't believe it till you try it. It's salt. That tastes like bacon.

Here's the trick though. It tastes like bacon. Real bacon. Like you just ate a half slab of Oscar Meyer Choice Cuts.

3. Spreading the gospel

This is why you purchase 8 bottles of it. I gave one to my boss and to some coworkers as cheap giveaway xmas presents. Guess what? 2 more Bacon Salt converts! I let them try some of my french fries that I'd liberally dosed with some Hickory flavor.

4. Longevity

Okay, so everything tastes good with bacon? I don't know honestly, but I'll give you a quick run down of what does taste good with Bacon Salt.

a. Your hand
b. French Fries
c. Peanut Brittle
d. Rum Balls
e. Coffee
f. Mashed Potatoes
g. Beef Sausage
h. Kielbasa
i. Summer Sausage
j. Dinner Rolls
k. Peanut Butter
l. Powdered non-dairy creamer
m. Water (Caution: This is saltwater at this point. Do not mistake the resulting vomiting as a dislike of salted-bacony flavors.)

So, in my evaluations, Bacon Salt truly is a gift from Jesus, and well worth giving and receiving for the holidays. Make sure to pick some up in your local Kosher deli today.
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About BluDesignone of us since 11:49 AM on 11.10.2006

I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P

I'm a 34 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.

Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...

PS - I eat trolls.

PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:

Part 1: Introductions
Part 2: Yamagata's Hanagasa Festival
Part 3: Harajuku Girls and the lack thereof
Part 4: You're not in Kansas anymore, Niero (TGS07)
Part 5: Fresh from the farm to your mouth
Part 6: Going to Japan is hard
Part 7: 30 days takes forever
Part 8: Rape, Rocks, and Alliteration
Part 9: Small Town Nightlife
Part 10: Bling Bling, Hundred Thousand Yen Bill Ya'll
Part 10 Part 2: Mount Yamadera
Part 11: The Japanese Wal-Mart
Part 12: Goin' Down to Tokyo Town
Part 13: Ghiblit Gravy
Part 14: Air Sex
Part 15: Ganguros of New Tokyo
Part 16: The Contest Announcement
Part 17: The Contest
Part 18: The Trip Itinerary
Part 19: Tokyo Day 2
Part 20: Tokyo Day 2 Part 2 (of 2)
Part 21 is no longer there, but it wasn't all that great anyway, so you're not missing out.
Part 22: Happy Picture Montage Time!
Part 23: I have arrived.
Part 24: I have returned.
Part 25: The Case for the American Cheeseburger
Part 26: Random pictures are random
Part 27: A Free Gift for Those Who've Been Paying Attention
Part 28: Nintendo, no seriously, NINTENDO
Part 29: Racists in Japan, Discriminating against the handicapped
Special Report from Cheapy D at CAG
Part 30: The Secret Truth About Japan
Part 31: Oz-Matsuri
Part 32: The Japanese Don't Have Antiperspirant Deodorant

Part 33: There's this Disney character named Stitch in Japan...
Part 34: Trainspotting: Live From Kyoto
Part 35: Kyoto for Beginners
Part 36: Kyoto Smash: Advance Lesson in Fun Time
Part 37: Some Japanese people are alcoholics
Part 38: Hardcore Otaku know where the real action is
Part 40: My attempt at getting the Oscar for Best Japanese Picture
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 42: I sneak into a movie studio to pitch my movie
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 43: My film idea is shot down in favor of yet another Power Rangers TV show
Part 44: Excessive Male Nudity in Japan
Part 45: The Japanese grocery store has no deli counter
Part 46: How the Japanese language is worked into Japan's society
Part 47: Izukayas and you: How the Japanese drink in public
Part 48: All you really need to know about the Tokyo Auto Show
Part 49: Gyudon Rocks.
Part 50: Tendo is the coolest place in all of Japan
Part 51: I really did poop immediately after that shot
Part 52: A Beginner's Guide to Tokyo Disney Sea
Part 53: There is no comparison. Cheeseburgers win.
Part 55: You've never had Tonkatsu, so you wouldn't understand
Part 56: Japanese iTunes for the Mac addict
Part 57: The other kind of Curry
Part 58: Popular Pop and "Lock" music in Japan
Part 59: I sing like how cats have sex
Part 60: The Iron Penis Festival
Part 61: A sad bit about racism in Japan
Part 9001: Electro Lemon's whirlwind visit to Tokyo
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