I want to become the president's bodyguard. That way I can randomly yell "Sniper!" and tackle him to the floor. I bet I could get away with it two, maybe three times a day during wartime. "Cheetoh is secure, repeat, Cheetoh is secure, over.... Sniper!"
About TheInternone of us since 3:57 PM on 07.16.2015
Mike is a crazy, jobless hobo living in his parents' basement.