Pictured above: People sadly related to the guy trying to eat his cat on the right.
My brother turns 24 today. He's been gaming along side me for as long as I can remember, all the way back to Combat on Atari and Congo Bongo on the IBM PCjr. We grew up together playing in arcades, consoles, and on PCs. We've taken down alien invasions, fought ninjas, stomped goombas, and saved the princess more times than I can count. Even though he's better than me in pretty much every game ever made, there's nobody else I'd rather have on the other end of the couch than him.
This is really funny. You should ask him
why. Seriously, ask him.
He doesn't comment much here, but he's a regular Dtoid reader
. Most of my posts are written with the sole intention of producing something he'd find amusing.
Go rape his MySpace
with birthday love.