Today is Dere's Birthday or something. Who cares. He'll probably shit himself when he blows out the candles. Gif might be related, who cares; I don't give a shit. I hope you at least manage to please your wife, one time today (Happy Birthday, bud!)
- From my cold, dead hands.
About The Actual Charlton Hestonone of us since 6:46 AM on 12.24.2017
I'm actually Charlton Heston. What, were you expecting some purple prose? An overwrought introduction? Get off of my property, you filthy God damn hippie.