TFW you don't usually eat a whole muffin for breakfast, but you think fuck it I'm going to eat a whole muffin for breakfast and this sugary coffee drink, because I'm sad and want to destroy myself, so then you eat the entire muffin and drink the entire...
About Kyle Yadloskyone of us since 1:58 PM on 02.06.2018
Formerly community member Vadicta, Kyle Yadlosky is a man capable of recounting every scene from Tommy Boy in detail and perfect order to the morbid surprise of anyone within earshot. This talent is the sign of some childhood trauma, no doubt. He's a lover of splatter, exploitation, and esoteric art films. He's been writing for years for websites such as Dorkly.com and across a number of literary journals. He thinks samurais are great and ninjas are shit and will fight anyone who thinks otherwise.