I'm back from my marriage induced hiatus to say "howdy" to my dtoid brethren. Glad to see that everything is still running smoothly in my (probably) unnoticed absence.
I got married two weeks ago to my girlfriend of almost three years. Not to go all MySpace on you guys, but I couldn't be happier or more excited about life at this point. We took our honeymoon in Banff, Canada. I highly recommend Canada for vacationing, and our Canadian dtoiders should be proud of their fellow citizens, as everyone we met was incredibly nice and cool. If you make it to Banff, check out the Bison (restaurant). They have the best chili that I have ever tasted, and everything else there is tasty as well.
Married life is going to soak up my gaming funds until my lovely wife gets a job (waves lovingly at the slightly out of reach box for Assassin's Creed), but other than that I'm still the same Fuzzy that you know and love, except that I'm getting laid more regularly. The wife is not a gamer per se, but she supports my gaming, and is mildly excited about my copy of Super Mario Galaxy that is in the mail.
A few dtoiders sent me invites to play CoD4 on Friday night, but I had to pass as I was splitting games with my brother-in-law (cool guy) and cooking hot wings in my brand new deep fryer. Sorry about that, Snaileb. I still love you.
I'm gonna wrap this up by saying that everyone needs a deep fryer. You can fry anything. I battered and fried a milky way (a la king of the hill) and it was delicious. Sam's sells 10 lb bags of frozen wings for $14 that cook up just as good as your favorite wings joint. I have named my deep fryer Trogdor the Burninator (I know it's unoriginal, but I love it). Please add suggestions of other foods that I should try to deep fry. Potato Chips are on the list already.
I'm glad to be back and look forward to catching you guys online soon.
*EDIT* I forgot to mention that the brand new deep fryer was a wedding gift. Getting married is like hitting the lotto jackpot if you own a house and need stuff for it. I highly advise getting married to get free stuff. It was about time all of my friends paid me back for all of the money I spent on their weddings. Seriously though, get a fucking deep fryer. You won't regret it.
I'll post the story of the bachelor party later this week, complete with biting strippers.