For those of you who play Puzzle Quest, I trust you can shared in my frustration over the first “Boss” of this fun game. Dugog was/is a two headed Orge that has a air of luck about him that almost feels like he is the one placing the tiles where he wants them to be. That son-of-a-bitch will get 4 and sometimes 5 combos in a row, which will do some serious damage to you. This is only compounded by his weapon that has a random chance to add 12 more points of damage to his attacks! And by “random” I mean EVERY OTHER TURN! I have fought against him time and time again only to be slammed like a drunken slut at a frat house. I have gone on as many side quests as I could find and I have fought many an instant battle just to level my character up enough to take that bastard.
Last night I did so. With rum flowing in my veins and Sibelius Violin Concerto in D minor, Op. 47: I. Allegro moderato resonating though out my small apartment I let out a victorious yell. “FUCK YOU, YOU TWO HEADED COCK MONGER!”
I slept well after that. Quite well.
Also, I would like to acquire this spell… Deathbringer
Also, Also a little bit of culture: