I never understood Mario. Overweight Italian plumber who saves hot princesses and murders turtles. I don't think i ever will. Not baby Mario, not cute Mario in a bee suit, not 2d Mario.
This makes me one voice against a million, and in that Sonic vs Mario battle from yesteryear, i rooted whole-heartedly for Sonic
(This of course had nothing to do with the fact that i was bought a Sega Master System, instead of SNES for christmas, i can assure you! )