IT BEGINS, AND IF THEY FIND MY NAKED CORPSE WITH A PS4 CONTROLLER CLENCHED IN MY HAND, TELL THEM I DIED AS I LIVED: NUDE, BUT HAPPY, AND BLESSED TO HAVE LIVED TO SEE SUCH A DAY:
- From my cold, dead hands.
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I'm actually Charlton Heston. What, were you expecting some purple prose? An overwrought introduction? Get off of my property, you filthy God damn hippie.