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From the Makers of Bomberman Live...


Fresh from the supple, delicate lips of my dear, dear Surfer Girl, comes this piece of old news that is new news to me. (And I've scoured Dtoid from top to delicious bottom and I've found no mention of this beautiful game.) Surfer Girl rightfully describes the following video as the greatest game trailer ever. Indeed, it puts "Mad World" and the "Believe" campaign to shame. Why this game - nay, work of art - has not recieved more awards and praise, I do not know. But enough talk. Take a gander:

Hudson's been holding out on us. We thought Bomberman was fun? Psh. It's got nothing on the sheer orgasmic joy of keeping a soccer ball in the air as motherfucking Bob Marley! And it's set on a tropical island! "But Bomberman has Mr. Destructoid in it, so it must be better," you say? Wrong. Wait until you see the BMB DLC, including the Mr. Destructoid t-shirt and the Hunter S. Thompson hacky sack. And how about that lush soundtrack? Fuck you, Koji Kondo. Gird your loins, guys. This shit is real. If you haven't already put this on your mobile device of choice, you're no fan of Hudson and you don't deserve to smoke marijuana, you classless bastard.

So, I guess this is why Linde won Marley shwag...

DISCLAIMER: I like Hudson. I'm just required to make fun of crappy games, especially cell phone games.
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About Sharplessone of us since 12:40 PM on 03.09.2007

Name: Matt
Occupation: Habitual Line-Stepper
Location: New Jersey, USA
Date of Birth: June 13, 1983
Place of Birth: London, England, UK
Relationship Status: D.O.A.
Blood Type: Too Rich To Die

My Stuff
Tumblr (bullshit)
Twitter (twitters)
Last.fm (musics)

Game Systems Owned
Xbox 360
Playstation 2 (sold)
Playstation (gave away)
Gameboy Advance (dim screen)
Nintendo 64 (broken)
Super Nintendo
Sega Game Gear
Sega Genesis

Best Vidya Games Ever
01 Team Fortress 2
02 Earthworm Jim 2
03 Left 4 Dead
04 Half-Life 2
05 Portal
06 Earthworm Jim
07 Rock Band 2

Best Vidya Games Characters
01 Solid Snake
02 Anyone from Team Fortress 2
03 The G-Man
04 Gordon Freeman
05 Samus Aran
06 Francis (Left 4 Dead)
07 Francis York Morgan

Steam ID:Sharptoid


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