Hello, hello everybody, and welcome to a brand new Comments of the Week! It's your boy GoofierBrute, here to blind you with science as we take a look at the darndest things you said during the last week!
At the time this first goes up, E3 hasn't officially started it. Okay, technically EA has had their press conference already, but....well.....it doesn't really count, you know? As such, the week before E3 is pretty quiet as we all wait for the tsunami of game reveals and trailers. I know it's the hip and cool thing to talk about how you should temper your expectations when it comes to games shown, but the same time I can't help but feel giddy every time E3 comes around. Will I get something awesome like Metroid Prime 4, or will I get stinker like Metroid Prime: Federation Force? After all, a wise man once said, "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you get until you open it up. And if you don't like what you get, just give us $5 to open up another box!"
Comments of the Week!
GoofierBrute: Man, those puns really suck.
GoofierBrute: Gardevoir is best Pokemon girl.
GoofierBrute: Don't forget Steve! Fuck that guy! You know what you did.
GoofierBrute: Oh you! *cues 90s sitcom laugh track*
GoofierBrute: I guess you could say the series is Schrodinger's game, in that it's both dead AND alive! HAHAHAHA, I'm so clever and original-
GoofierBrute: ......Oh. I guess not. *cues Curb Your Enthusaism theme*
GoofierBrute: When life imitates art.
GoofierBrute: All aboard the bandwagon, where mediocrity and disappointment await!
GoofierBrute: Say what you will about Battle Royale games, but one set in the Star Wars universe called Order 66 would be amazing.
GoofierBrute: Get off my lawn, you damn gamers!
GoofierBrute: Liek dis if u cri evry tiem!
GoofierBrute: R.I.P. in pepperoni Command & Conquer series. You're proof that EA will beat any dead any horse, even if they have to dig it up first.
But real talk, that new game just looks bad and I haven't seen a game publisher be so tone deaf since that time Nintendo did *insert silly thing here*.
GoofierBrute: I think that goes without saying.
GoofierBrute: On the bright side, because we behaved ourselves, we get to go to Disneyland!
GoofierBrute: *sung terrible to the tune of Backstreet Boys' "I Just Want It That Way"* I just want Mother 3.
GoofierBrute: Jokes, on you, Limo! Those two Xbone owners are Super Saiyan 1 Goku and Future Trunks!
Get it, because Limo's avi is Frieza, and he lost to both Goku....and Future Trunks......I'll myself out.*cues Curb Your Enthusiasm theme again*
GoofierBrute: DAAAAAANGER ZONE!
GoofierBrute: Top Ten Anime Betrayals.
GoofierBrute: Close enough!
GoofierBrute: Super Mario Sunshine 2: Working at the Carwash confirmed!
GoofierBrute: Oooooooooh myyyyyyy!
GoofierBrute: Oh, I'm entertained all right. *wink wink nudge nudge*
And that's it for this week's Comments of the Week! I hope you enjoyed yourself, and as you're watching the big E3 press conferences this week, just remember this sage advice: to do a barrel roll, press the Z or R button twice!
See you guys next week on a brand new Comments of the Week!