If you tip your pizza delivery guy with WWII-era Nazi currency to avoid having to give an actual tip, congratulations: you are me. You are also going to die alone.
- From my cold, dead hands.
About The Actual Charlton Hestonone of us since 6:46 AM on 12.24.2017
I'm actually Charlton Heston. What, were you expecting some purple prose? An overwrought introduction? Get off of my property, you filthy God damn hippie.