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Greetings one and all!


Salutations and good morrow readers! I'm Jesse, one of the new writers over on Flixist, popping over to introduce myself to you studly and sexy readers. I'm the new Features writer over on the site, so it's my job to write about a whole hostof interesting, long form topics that I hope you all can find somewhat interesting (maybe). 

So a little bit about myself! I've been a poor and scrappy film critic over on my hideous, malformed blog called thecriticalorder.blogspot.com. It's been my pride and joy for the past four years of my life. I've written reviews of good movies, bad movies, and forced myself to sit down and watch My Little Pony movies for the amusement of an audience that I'm pretty sure was mostly bots. I suffer for my art. But now I'm here! And I can suffer for you all now. 

In all seriousness, I'm extremely happy to be a part of the Flixist and I'll be popping up here at Destructiod periodically. I always try to write in a way that doesn't shy away from my feelings and is as brutally honest as possible. So if you like the opinions of a young guy with a fondness for telling it like it is and defending Mei as bae, then I'm your man! 

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About Jesse Labone of us since 10:03 PM on 11.13.2012

Is he sane? Is he even human? Does he have good taste? Who knows! He certainly doesn't...

He's a man of few words, but most of them are pretty introspective and attempt to look at either big issues going on in the world or why Spring Breakers is actually one of the best movies ever made.

He's invented over 330 rules that you must follow whenever you step into his house.

He has backed a few games on Kickstarter, but really only just Shantae: Half Genie Hero and Yooka Laylee (both were pretty good all thing's considered). Plus he's also an avid reader of Nintendo Force.

You'll never guess his favorite movie and if you do he'll buy you a Coke. But not a pop. He'll never buy you a pop.

Oh yeah, and he's also a Features Writer over on Flixist. That's... something he supposes.

He also prefers to speak in 3rd person narration on profiles because that's just the way he rolls. He's kind of an odd fellow like that.