HALO 3 HALO 3 HALO 3 OMG I'M GOING TO COME!

Whenever I see aggressive advertising for a product I tend to hate it and not want anything at all to do with it. Halo 3 seems to be largely played by people who never played any other game. Probably because they didn't have the title flashed in front of their eyes as soon as they get on the internet or walk outside, like whats happening with Halo 3. Whenever I look at the updates for Kotaku, every other fucking one is about Halo 3. Destructoid isn't as bad as Kotaku, but pretty bad.

"Well what do you expect, its the biggest, most XTREME game of the year!! Do the Dew! Halo 3 Mountain Dew!!!!!!!"

Well, have fun playing your run-and-gun-no-tactic-space jump-exactly-the-same-as-the-one-before-it-frag-fest-XTREME-game-of-the-year. Don't forget to drink your official Halo 3 Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel. Eat your Halo 3 space whopper from Burger King, with a side of Halo 3 fries. You can't play Halo 3 without a Halo 3 headset and controller. You would look lame and unpopular unless you bought your Halo 3 gamer pics and themes. Buy all your Halo 3 gasoline from 7-11. While you're there, buy a Halo 3 Slurpee.

If it doesn't have Master Chief whored out on it, you don't need it.