Featuring bed sheets as hard as cement
Three weeks ago we released our first "Thursday Thoughts", a compilation of ideas you came in our faces... with your comments. And then we copy pasted that in an image. Yay!
However, like a gangbang video, it is not good if we don't get many people interacting with us so we have decided to move on. So here is our second and last edition of our project, where we are picking some of the good stuff from the glory hole of ideas.
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."
Don't hurt me, no more.
"I think every day of the week; you can't box me in."
Oh the irony, we are still doing it.
"My genitals have seen less direct sunlight than most deep sea creatures."
Someone should start opening their window when having a happy time.
"When does lewd become so common it is not lewd anymore ?"
What we call art today it was porn yesterday. Like the Venus of Willendorf.
"Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway??? It's these type things that keep me awake at night"
As long as you don't sleep when driving.
"How many nerds can I bother with one headline?"
By Jarad Weston (in Facebook)
Look, Harry, the stormtroopers are attacking the Enterprise. Use your Tardis to stop them before Dark Tyrion use a Pokéball to rule them all.
"Where exactly is my chin anyway?"
Chin Chin stole it.
"Why are farts from Brazilian people so popular?"
If you are a kid, don't google that.
"When my cat eats its puke, does it feel shame?"
Are you missing in our list? That is no good! We still want you to be the feature, so please wait until we get a better idea.
And yeah, we know we were three weeks late but at least we posted on a Thursday this time around!