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Ubisoft Announces Rainbow Six Siege Operation Health as Unhealthy - Yellow News

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Ubisoft has declared Operation Health, an initiative designed around fixing netcode and server struggles of Rainbow Six: Siege, a failure in the wake of player numbers plummeting since release. Ubisoft's creative director commented on this saying “by the removal of “peeker's first” and increasing hit detection, we've unfortunately encountered an unforeseen side-effect where defeat has left players feeling dejected, at fault and even at times depressed”.

One such victim to the Operation Health roll out was local man Terry Wrists who spoke to us at Yellow News about it. “At first, I was actually excited that matches wouldn't just be Ash and Caviera running around shooting me, exploiting the netcode. When Siege was updated though, well, I keep dying and I'm not sure why. I keep blaming the servers, but, y'know, deep down I know they're fixed so it can't be that. I know I can get to diamond, but something is keeping me in bronze, and I know it can't be me.” Tragically, he has since been removed from his clan for name calling.

Creative director Shaun Seans spoke about this. “Mr Wrists is just another example of the many cases of individuals feeling responsibility, which here at Ubisoft is not a feeling we wish players to feel as to us games are designed to be fun first-and-foremost.” Fortunately, in the wake of these cases, Rainbow Six: Siege will be seeing a fix of “random lag spikes”, but until it has updated Seans warned “we recommend those prone to anxiety and depression to not play for now.” We've requested a comment if counselling will be offered to those affected, and will update when possible.

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Disclaimer: Ahem... FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE. YELLOW NEWS IS A PUN OF YELLOW JOURNALISM WHICH IS JOURNALISM WITHOUT FACTS. THIS IS FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE. PARODY. NONSENSE. BULLCOCK. BOLLOCKS. SATIRE. LUNACY. LITERALLY WROTE THIS TO TAKE MY MIND OFF A BAD REVIEW ON A PERSONAL JOKE. I'M SORRY.

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About Riobuxone of us since 5:18 AM on 03.23.2013

Hey, I'm Riobux. I joined Destructoid a good deal back due to Podtoid when Jim Sterling, Jonathan Holmes and Conrad Zimmerman used to do it, and when Phil & Spencer did the Destructoid Twitch channel. I'm a Sociology With Psychology graduate who has a particular interest in videogame culture and the creation of videogames. These days I just punt out recaps, but you can also find me creeping around news story comments.

When I'm not here attempting to act like a civilised being, making odd jokes only I snigger at or being way too late with posting recap, I can be found on Bagogames attempting to ramble as a previewer/reviewer.

You may also find me working out how the hell the new strange world of social media on Twitter works at @Riobux.