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Vent Blog: Clearing The Air...



I've been thinking about this for a while now, and I've decided that I just can't stay silent about this subject any longer. It's absolutely ridiculous that this hasn't been addressed sooner. Who is running this place anyways?!?


First up, we have wind turbines (aka whirlybirds)....


 These things look dangerous. Also, they look suspiciously like the Pillsbury Doughboy's hat. Seriously though, don't try to poke it with your finger. It doesn't giggle. I promise.


Then, of course, there's these things...

I don't know what they're called, but they're all over my house! Where do they actually lead to?!? I know I lost more than a couple sweet action figures to these assholes as a kid. (I would always pull out the cover and use it as a makeshift Sarlacc Pit!!)  Sadly, Master Splinter was never heard from again..... 



Then, finally, you've got your standard bathroom vent.

These things make it so that other people don't have to listen to your explosive diarrhea quite as loudly. (You can still hear it though...) Despite it's best efforts, your bathroom will probably still smell like a mixture of raw sewage and Taco Bell for the next 30 minutes.



Sometimes, I feel like venting, and I just don't know how. I think I've made a little progress towards that goal today though. Thanks for taking the time to listen.

- Dead Moon


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About Kevin Mersereauone of us since 10:38 AM on 05.02.2014

I like video games, music, comics, and corgis a whole lot. Pretty much everything I do in my free time revolves around these four things...