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A Shit to Remember

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Alright, y'all ready for this? 

So I had been sick for like a week and then after I was starting to feel better sick wise, I noticed that I hadn't pooped in awhile. Which is weird for me, I poop every day. I usually poop at the same time too. But each day went by.....no poop. My brain went craze with worry. My belly bloated with all the extra shit building inside of me. I couldn't release the shit from the day before. All I wanted to do was shit out that poop baby. I was ready to give birth, but this poop baby wasn't ready to make his appearance. It even got to the point that I couldn't even really fart out little ghost babies. Everything was building and growing inside of me. Festering to create something evil and tainted. 

 

Finally after almost three days, I felt the need to release this beast. I took my position on the toliet, ready to unlease this monster onto this world.....but unfortunately by ass had another idea. It was just a tiny, tiny baby poop. The pressure still full and uncomfortable in my belly. The beast was just fooling me. I thought I would be free of its grasp, but he was just releasing what he couldn't use, to build a stronger and more painful release. Another day went by, I ate and he ate. Fueling and growing. 

 

I was at work, just doing my thing. Stocking the salesfloor, minding my own business, when out of nowhere the immediate urge to shit came upon me at full force. I dropped everything I was doing and ran to the bathroom. I sat down and let this demon rip through me. Tearing my ass apart. Taking full form, ready to destroy this earth. It almost felt like I was giving birth to a child. Which I very well could have, this shit was massive. It could have gotten up and taken over Wal-Mart, but I, quick as lightning, flushed that beast down the toliet. 

 

So here I am, freed from the beast. I destroyed a demon. I, Madoka Malika, pooped today. 

 

What is your favorite poop story? Are you surprised that girls poop? Do you still think I am hot?

 

Stay tuned for more of my fun filled adventures and many more!

 

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- Don't forget. Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember her, you are not alone. - Madoka Magica


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About Malika chanone of us since 12:03 PM on 04.17.2016

A complete and total reading nerd. I love most video games. I am not a big fan of first person shooters though. Just started getting into Anime. Madoka Magica has probably been my favorite I have watched thus far. I am starting to get obsessed.

Juice and I are married now :3 Still blogging and gaming. Just remember I have the best butts to share.




I was finally given a card and I absolutely love it. As you will learn with me I am very lewd and love all things lewd. So this card suites me well.




So that is me, catgirl, magic using, music loving girl.



Just beat Pokemon Ultra Sun, I adored it. Started playing Horizon Zero Dawn again, and I will probably get the DLC for it once I beat the game.


Also for those who are interested I have been reading a lot more lately. I am currently looking into getting a Kindle Paperwhite, to satisfy my reading needs.


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