Surprise! I fooled you all! Believe it or not, there were so many great comments from last time that I only posted half of them. So I figured I might as well give you guys a nice holiday treat to enjoy while you're trying to avoid your weird uncle.
Nintendo is Having a Public Road Show to Promote the Switch
That's one more than last time!
She's just so adorable. How could you say no to that?
The New President of Kojima Productions is a Former Konami President
I feel like this is unintentionally relevant at the moment...
Someone's Actually Making a Surfing Game
They're a bunch of real swood guys.
Capcom's Going to Start Publicly Disgracing Habitual Street Fighter V Ragequitters
Actually, I think I'd rather play that. They could call it Sword Fighter.
Gears of War 4 Celebrates the Holidays the Only Way it Knows How
WE WISH YOU A MURDER CHRISTMAS
All Six Classic Mega Man Games are Coming to Mobile, and They Sound Terrible
I bet he hangs out with Stash Man a lot.
The Latest Batman: Return to Arkham PS4 Patch is a Bit of a Letdown for Pro Owners
That reminds me of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII:
Funny story about that, actually. I posted it on Tumblr years ago and then this happened:
Here's 20 Minutes of NieR: Automata Gameplay and Details of its PS4 Pro Support
I still don't know what the hell that creepy thing is, but I look forward to finding out.
Indie RPG Rakuen is Nearing Release
Aw, I was all ready to buy it with my Rakuten Super Points™.
Battlezone is Going Old-School with Classic Mode
A sad impostor of the One True Game of the Year.
BioShock 1 and 2 are a Bit Smoother Using Backwards Compatibility
That's how they get you!
Nintendo: Quit Cranking it to Super Mario Run and Buy Some Other Marios Too
School Girl Zombie Hunter English Trailer Suggests Localization, but is Absolutely NSFW
Clearly!
Pokemon Go was the Most Searched Term on Google this Year
Between the two of us, it definitely should have been!
ARK's Newest Experience Foregoes Survival for a Jurassic Park Petting Zoo
ARK is ruined for me forever now. Literally unplayable!
Nominees for Destructoid's Best 3DS Game of 2016
That amiibo was a mistake, at least.
Once more, for good measure.
Final Fantasy XV's First Paid DLC will Feature Gilgamesh
That's what my woman would say too...
Xbox One's Latest Update Significantly Improves Download Speeds
Two of the most relatable comments of the week, right here:
Sunset Riders pachinko, maybe. Ah, who am I kidding, they probably wouldn't even go that far.
This installment's Commenter of the Week is Inquisitive Ravenclaw for his epic breakfast pun and appropriate use of Steven Universe imagery.
And that's it for real this time! There will be no Comments of the Week next week, but I'll be back the week after. Until then, Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Joyous Kwanzaa! No matter who you are or what you celebrate, happy Sunday! See you in 2017!