I thought we were doing CBlogs to collectively answer everything in our AMA posts. It takes me forever to type out a single reply anyway, so this will probably be a lot faster. Sorry for the inconvenience.
I figured an AMA would also be a neat way to expand on my introduction to all of you. Since I'm not very good at talking about myself, having questions to answer will give me something to talk about, and maybe even think about who I am (maybe).
Why so bored?
There's not a lot going on at work right now. I don't really have any projects right now since it's the end of the year. It's the calm before the storm of inventory and other end of the year junk that starts next week.
Ein on Shrooms
Ever just find a quiet, secluded place and rub one out at work?
I have not. It's a small building with everyone always walking around. If someone needs me (and they always need me), they will hunt me down, even all the way out to the far parking lot where I'm trying to enjoy my break in my car.
What's the deal with your username?
Nothing to do with green mana. It's my nickname from high school and my first initial. I hate the nickname (or maybe just the people that gave it to me), but I thought it made a decent enough username. Pronounced G-man-a, although most people (including me) say G-mana. Can also be used as an enemy name: G-Man A.
Ever take a dump in the great outdoors?
Does pooping my pants at camp count?
What brought you to Dtoid, and why'd you stay?
I came for the gaming news, stayed for the comments section and non-obnoxious writers, and joined for the amigos <3
What's your favorite cartoon?
I haven't watched cartoons in a long, long, long time, but recently I have been wanting to catch up/re-watch The Venture Bros. Hopefully it doesn't suck now.
Fuck/Marry/Kill: Me, Me, and Me.
We'll do it praying mantis style. We'll get married, wherever human-taco marriage is legal. After we consummate our marriage I'll kill you by eating your taco head/body!
Favorite moment of the day and why?
This only happens on weekends, but 6 AM when I wake up. Everything is silent. The obnoxious kids across the way aren't yet running around outside right under our window, shrieking and hitting everyone's houses with their rubber balls and destroying our decorations. All the neighborhood dogs finally stopped barking at each other and went to sleep. I don't have to wake my wife up and we don't have to run around getting ready for work. If I'm lucky I have about an hour before the cats realize I'm awake and come screaming for their food. I have time to just relax and think, read, play a quiet game, or just go back to sleep.
Favorite meal to eat with friends and alone?
My wife makes amazing enchiladas, and she loves to make them for other people. So when we have friends over that's what we usually have, and it's always a great time.
When I lived alone I would make rice with peanut sauce pretty often. I love it so much.
When was the last time you surprised yourself?
It might sound sort of cliché, but it would be joining Destructoid, and then actually making posts like this. It's normally not something I would ever want to do.
F***, Marry, Kill:
F: I guess if I really had to, I could deal with Fem-Cloud.
K: Isn't Dante already from Hell or something? So I could just send him back. He could visit his family. (Never played DMC, I could be totally wrong about all of this.)
M: I'd probably be so distraught from Wes leaving me that I would lower my standards to anyone, even Waluigi.
What is your profile picture of?
What...is that avatar?
My avatar is a little doodle I made on my desk in middle school. Then I started drawing him everywhere, signing everything with him, and he pretty much became my mascot. His name is "54" because I was awful at binary counting back then.
tell me who best girl in monogatari is or the anime girl gets it
I'll go with this one... she seems nice enough...
That's all I have for now! Thanks to everyone who asked questions and everyone who cared enough to read the answers!
Please let me know if you have any questions.