It's no secret that a passtime of mine is bullying Torchman, and over the past few months, I've slapped together a few photoshop edits that really encapsulate him as a person. The purpose of this blog is simply to compile them for your convenience and enjoyment. Also included will be a few bonus edits made by other community members!
A note by the author: It is worth noting that these edits have continuity issues, and the explanation is simple. Experts around the world debate exactly who, and what Torchman is. Many believe that he is a shitty mech who is married to Naoto, while another popular theory suggests that he is a lonely mecha fan who spends his nights alone, pleasing himself to images of his waifu. A fringe theory exists that claims that Big O and Naoto are in fact Torchman's adoptive parents, and the other theories are mere locals legends. There are only 2 things we do know: He's a canuck, and has shit taste.
1. The Origin of Torchman
by Charles Darwin
2. Torchman Masturbates to his Waifu
In this image, we see Torchman staring at a photo of Naoto with a less than pure look in his eyes and he comes to a climax.
3. Torchman Fights With a Handsome, Charming Man Over His Lust For Naoto
The title says it all, really.
4. Torchman's Adoptive Parents Reveal the Truth
Torch's feeble mind is unable to grasp the emotional impact of what he has been told.
5. Ghost Dad
A film based upon a local legend in which Torchman becomes a twisted, psychopathic spirit who psychologically and physically tortures his 3 children who told him Big O was shit.
TheBlondeBass's interpretation of Torchman
TheBlondeBass's interpretation of Torchman: Part 2 -- Electric Boogaloo
Malthor's interpretation of Torchman
Seymour(The Artist Formerly Known As SeymourDuncan)'s interpretation of Torchman
I hope that these images were useful towards understanding that engima that is Torchman. It may be years before we are able to comprehend exactly what he is, in fact it may not happen in our lifetimes. However, the pursuit of the truth will not be thwarted. Regardless of how long it takes, we will unravel the mystery.
Author's Note: If you have any Torchman shitposts that you don't see included here, I implore you to share them with me so that I can add them to "The Torch-Files"!