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Comments of the Week 92 - The Day Will Come When You Won't Be


Welcome back to Comments of the Week! I'm your host, the ever-amazing Dreamweaver, back with more of that good stuff. You know what this is, you know you want it, you know how this works, so let's just skip the introductions and get down to it!

TRUTH: octopuses are considered the most intelligent of all invertebrates.

LOL: that's why they get all them bitches.

WUT?: why don't I get bitches?

If you don't know what this is, if you don't know if you want this, or if you don't know how this work... then wow, this must be extremely awkward for you, huh? Like, so totally embarrassing. Well, luckily for you, you can use this link to travel back in time and find out what Comments of the Week is. Here's a hint: it's comments... of the week.


From We have 100 free Steam codes to give away for Pankapu

Dreamweaver: I know, right? Gotta get them franks.

From Call of Duty probably wouldn't exist if EA didn't get so pushy

Dreamweaver: Can't be that dark when I exist.

From Review in Progress: Battlefield 1

Dreamweaver: It's true, he just called it. And I'm putting this in Comments of the Week to prove that and/or publicly embarrass him.

From Review: Job Simulator

Dreamweaver: But what about the sequel, "Paycheck Simulator"?

From I played a good chunk of Final Fantasy XV, and it seems fine

Dreamweaver: Don't touch WesBITEStacos, he bites tacos. Savage.

From How interested are you in Horizon Zero Dawn?

Dreamweaver: More games need robot dinosaurs. Or robot griffins. Or even robot gargoyles. Bitches love robot gargoyles.

From EA reveals costs for renting private servers for Battlefield 1

Dreamweaver: Seriously, don't fuck on EA, you don't know where they've been.

From New 3DS XL goes lime green for this Super Mario World bundle

Dreamweaver: Living up to your username, I see.


From Watch the Final Fantasy XV voice cast get sappy right before the game finally comes out

Dreamweaver: He would've given it a 8 anyway. :3

From Review: Mafia III

Dreamweaver: It's got a higher score than the inches of my penis.

Dreamweaver: What's Trump doing with my cat?

From Jed Whitaker's Quickpost

Dreamweaver: Bitches love the coaxial cable.

(Thanks to Mike Martin for sending this my way!)

From Overwatch Collector's Edition is now only $80 at GameStop

Dreamweaver: The Monopoly of the game board too! What...!

Dreamweaver: So that's how Bea Arthur gets her powers...

From Hey guys, I already own a Nintendo Switch

Dreamweaver: This is also how I foreplay.

From Why yes, I am in the mood for a few Zelda: Breath of the Wild clips

Dreamweaver: But I won't.

From This Pokemon Sun and Moon ad might as well be official

Dreamweaver: The Bitch and the Bastard... like the Disney movie.

From Nintendo sets 'first glimpse' of NX for tomorrow morning

Dreamweaver: He's not wrong.

Dreamweaver: The one on the right. Wink.


From Dear Microsoft, please let me block Minecraft invites on Xbox Live before I lose my mind

Dreamweaver: I'M NOT HEARING A NO!

Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.

From wesBITEStacos' Quickpost

Dreamweaver: I don't get it.

From Review in Progress: WWE 2K17

Dreamweaver: These are the questions that keep me up at night.

From Review: WWE 2K17

Dreamweaver: Wetter.

From Destiny sure knows how to celebrate Halloween

Dreamweaver: Or my ex without makeup.

From Come meet the English voice cast for Persona 5

Dreamweaver: Maybe the punchline would be funnier if he remembered the rest.

From Is frame rate a game-changer for you?

Dreamweaver: This comment is sorely underrated.

Dreamweaver: We talking about framerate, or bust size?

And that's it for this edition, folks! Remember to keep commenting, because I want to take credit for all of the funny things YOU say!

- "Petals dance for our valediction and synchronize to your frozen pulsation... Swirling wind sings for our reunion and 9.8 is my acceleration." - Mili

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About Dreamweaverone of us since 12:51 AM on 08.07.2009

Destructoid Trading Card courtesy of StriderHoang!

If you want to know more about me, you can check out my contribution to the "10 things about ourselves" blog, that Mr. Andy Dixon asked us all to write as well as any other personal blogs here:

"10 Thing about Me!"

"Top 10 Favorite Videogames!

"Most Life-Changing Game"

"Top 10 Fetishes"

I also used to write blogs about videogame themed doujinshi (yes, really). There aren't many written yet, but the few that are written can be seen here. If you enjoy these, feel free to message me on any recommendations, suggestions, or if one of the images I've chosen is too naughty. :P

Part 1: Monster Hunter and Kid Icarus: Uprising

Part 2: Demons Souls and Darkstalker

Part 3: Blazblue

Part 4: Super Mario Brothers

Part 5: [email protected]

Part 6: Persona 4

Splatoon (no doujinshi)

I don't just restrict myself to videogames though!

Two Siblings - Fela Pure

The Amazing World of Gumball porn (ya, really)

The Amazing World of Gumball porn part 2: Nicole Watterson edition!

Let's get a little (gay) hentai in here (NSFW!)

I'm not horsing around, but she is! (Oh, this is totally NSFW)

Another one of Dreamweaver's fetish blogs! You know you want some! (NSFW)

I also have done a couple of Comments of the Week! Check out some of the articles here!

Comments of the Week 1 - Prototype

Comments of the Week 2 - Ready for Round 2?

Comments of the Week 3 - Rhyme for Reasons

Comments of the Week 4 - Oh, dream-maker, you heart breaker...

Comments of the Week 5 - Number 5 has arrived!

Comments of the Week 6 - Better check the clock...

Comments of the Week 7 - From out of the blue!

Comments of the Week 8 - Alive once again!

Comments of the Week 9 - Robo Revolution!

Comments of the Week 10 - Don't need no Facebook

Comments of the Week 11 - Just can't live with you

Comments of the Week 12 - Crazy creations

Comments of the Week 13 - Just another day

Comments of the Week 14 - Prototype Pt.2

Comments of the Week 15 - It was just a Tuesday edition

Comments of the Week 16 - What you've been waiting for

Comments of the Week 17 - Monday surprise

Comments of the Week 18 - Kick that candy bar, I got a bounty for y'all

Comments of the Week 19 - The "Why am I not playing Splatoon right now?" edition

Comments of the Week 20 - "What the what!?" edition

Comments of the Week 21 - This tastes funny

Comments of the Week 22 - E3 2015 Edition

Comments of the Week 23 - A little too happy

Comments of the Week 24 - Am I doing it right?

Comments of the Week 25 - Doing things in the dark

Comments of the Week 26 - What's going on over there?

Comments of the Week 27 - Go ahead. Swallow.

Comments of the Week 28 - Let's all gather 'round!

Comments of the Week 29 - Can't get it up edition

Comments of the Week 30 - Keep crushing my weiners

Comments of the Week 31 - Don't open that door!

Comments of the Week 32 - Don't be scared, come inside

Comments of the Week 33 - Don't try this at home

Comments of the Week 34 - That kid's kawaii

Comments of the Week 35 - Major... I'M BURNING UP!

Comments of the Week 36 - You have eyes. What do your eyes see?

Comments of the Week 37 - In a place they'd never look.

Comments of the Week 38 - So our country could win.

Comments of the Week 39 - It makes a man hideous.

Comments of the Week 40 - Time for a taste test.

Comments of the Week 41 - Trick or Treat edition

Comments of the Week 42 - iDroid edition

Comments of the Week 43 - Atom bomb baby, little atom bomb

Comments of the Week 44 - Shadow of the Night

Comments of the Week 45 - バーガーベスト, ですよね?

Comments of the Week 46 - The Gift of Family

Comments of the Week 47 - My Gift to You

Comments of the Week 48 - Praise the Goddess, SANTA'S COMING!

Comments of the Week 49 - CHRISTMAS is OVER? Goddess damn it!

Comments of the Week 50 - We made it!

Comments of the Week 51 - The one after the blackout

Comments of the Week 52 - MY CANDY BAR! (featuring Mike Martin)

Comments of the Week 53 - Who in the world wished for snow?

Comments of the Week 54 - You're creeping me out

Comments of the Week 55 - Love Love Love

Comments of the Week 56 - Lots of Love

Comments of the Week 57 - New look, same great taste!

Comments of the Week 58 - Better late than never

Comments of the Week 59 - The 'still a week behind' edition!

Comments of the Week 60 - Don't reach for the remote, this is not a rerun!

Comments of the Week 61 - Still trying to catch up

Comments of the Week 62 - Working overtime

Comments of the Weel 63 - You're not seeing double!

Comments of the Week 64 - The reason why I'm not playing Quantum Break right now

Comments of the Week 65 - Take a break from Dark Souls III, you earned it.

Comments of the Week 66 - Take a load off!

Comments of the Week 67 - I needs it!

Comments of the Week 68 - Now we wait for Overwatch to come out.

Comments of the Week 69 - I see what you did there.

Comments of the Week 70 - We're all soldiers now.

Comments of the Week 71 - I will be watching over you.

Comments of the Week 72 - Die... Die... DIE...

Comments of the Week 73 - Ready to go primal

Comments of the Week 74 - E3 2016 Edition

Comments of the Week 75 - Activating self-destruct sequence!

Comments of the Week 76 - The 99.537% Reality

Behind the scenes look at Comments of the Week (Also, fuck it, totally NSFW!)

And just for giggles, here's a couple of blogs that I've personally enjoyed writing myself!

Videogame references in The Amazing World of Gumball (not porn edition)!

Pokemon Rap - Dibs on Miltank

Band of Bloggers: Stories from the Capital Wasteland

A Fantasy Fulfilled: Adventuring Akihabara

Short Story: Love Over Time (videogame related)

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 1: Siblings of the Summit

Ice Climbers fan fiction part 2: Siblings of the Stadium

Ice Climber fan fiction part 3: Siblings of the Subspace
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