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TRUTH: octopuses are considered the most intelligent of all invertebrates.
LOL: that's why they get all them bitches.
WUT?: why don't I get bitches?
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Dreamweaver: I know, right? Gotta get them franks.
Dreamweaver: Can't be that dark when I exist.
Dreamweaver: It's true, he just called it. And I'm putting this in Comments of the Week to prove that and/or publicly embarrass him.
Dreamweaver: But what about the sequel, "Paycheck Simulator"?
Dreamweaver: Don't touch WesBITEStacos, he bites tacos. Savage.
Dreamweaver: More games need robot dinosaurs. Or robot griffins. Or even robot gargoyles. Bitches love robot gargoyles.
Dreamweaver: Seriously, don't fuck on EA, you don't know where they've been.
Dreamweaver: Living up to your username, I see.
Dreamweaver: He would've given it a 8 anyway. :3
From Review: Mafia III
Dreamweaver: It's got a higher score than the inches of my penis.
Dreamweaver: What's Trump doing with my cat?
Dreamweaver: Bitches love the coaxial cable.
(Thanks to Mike Martin for sending this my way!)
Dreamweaver: The Monopoly of the game board too! What...!
Dreamweaver: So that's how Bea Arthur gets her powers...
Dreamweaver: This is also how I foreplay.
Dreamweaver: But I won't.
Dreamweaver: The Bitch and the Bastard... like the Disney movie.
Dreamweaver: He's not wrong.
Dreamweaver: The one on the right. Wink.
Dreamweaver: I'M NOT HEARING A NO!
Dreamweaver: WHAT A TWIST.
Dreamweaver: I don't get it.
Dreamweaver: These are the questions that keep me up at night.
From Review: WWE 2K17
Dreamweaver: Or my ex without makeup.
Dreamweaver: Maybe the punchline would be funnier if he remembered the rest.
Dreamweaver: This comment is sorely underrated.
Dreamweaver: We talking about framerate, or bust size?
And that's it for this edition, folks! Remember to keep commenting, because I want to take credit for all of the funny things YOU say!