Hey gang! I, like others, bought the PS Humble Bundle. I, like others, picked out the codes I wanted. I, like others, have extras that I either don't want, or already had to begin with.
But unlike the others, I'm not just giving them out. No sirree-bob, I'm making you work for it. That's right! I'm so selfish and vain and full of myself that I'd rather make a public spectacle out of myself and what I've made of my life...which is where you come in! I've got the following codes available for you fine people:
- Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3 (PS3)
- Final Fight Double Impact (PS3)
- Lost Planet 3 (PS3)
- Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix (PS3)
- Okami HD (PS3)
- Remember Me (PS3)
- Mega Man 9 & 10 Combo Pack (PS3)
- Devil May Cry HD Collection (PS3)
- Strider (PS3 or PS4)
- 45% Off Street Fighter V PS Store Coupon
- 50% Off Mega Man Legacy Collection PS Store Coupon
So, how do you get in on the action? And how do you get the beautiful sculpted abs I tell people I have, and since none of you have ever seen me in person, you really have to take my word on the matter? You ship me, of course! Here's how it works:
Leave a comment in the section below telling me which game (or code) you want. Then, do your best to convince me you should win it by adding me to the game's narrative or world! You can use a visual representation (should be easy enough to find my beautiful face around the site, if that's what you want to do [I also like tacos, in case you hadn't noticed]), make a literary tribute, do a musical number, do an interpretive dance outside my office window - whatever you think would be best, do it! I will judge the winner by creativity, how much it makes me laugh, and/or by who bribes me the most (I'm a cheap date). I will consult Mrs. Tacos for any tiebreakers.
There are, of course, rules to the contest, so listen up:
1. You must live in the Americas to redeem the code (this is the bundle's rule, not mine)
2. All decisions made by Wes are final (I'm really trying to just have fun here!)
3. Don't be a jerk to anyone else (but don't worry about me - just have fun with this!)
4. Keep it relatively SFW (you will be expected to adhere to the site's ToS for this contest, as you would for any other part of the site)
5. If you do win, the code must be used by September 30, 2016 (again, this is part of the bundle's rules)
6. HAVE FUN!
7. I reserve the right to alter contest rules based on feedback from community/staff (I've never done this before, so I don't exactly know what I'm doing)
So, get to work! You have until Wednesday, August 31 at 11:59 EST to enter. The winners will be announced Friday, September 2. I will make a post announcing who won, and send PM's out to the lucky recipients containing the code. If you have any questions or suggestions, please feel free to PM me! <3