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Best Kickstarter implosion EVER as dev money is spent on booze and strippers

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It's all about ethics in ant simulators. 

Developer Eric Tereshinski has resigned from Kickstarter-funded project Ant Simulator after discovering that the kickstarer and investment money for the game had been all but spent on "Booze, restaurants and even strippers" this week.

As a final "Fuck you," his partners in the project informed him that they would sue him into the ground if he tried to get the game out by himself. Internet speculators have suggested that he counter-sue, but Tereshinski has instead decided to draw a line under the project.

Gentlemen, please start your engines on the puns. I'll give one to start you off with: "More like Mighty Number WINE, amirite!?" You can't have that one. That one's mine. OK, then. Off you go in the comments section.

No, no, wait. I've got another one. "Looks like they spent the money on 22 Cans. OF BEER!"

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About Dalek Sexone of us since 3:11 PM on 02.27.2013

Z list internet comic. I have worked on stuff for podcasts like What A Fool Believes, We Are The Lolocaust, The Monday Movie Show and The Gamescast. I named myself while I was blogging for Tachyon TV. There is a Dr. Who character called "Dalek Sec," only I made it a penis joke. Witty.

I have a Youtube channel where I play terrible mobile games. Sometimes I write and sing funny songs, like the Tailspin theme I rewrote to be about Jonathan Holmes.

Every print magazine and most of the websites I have ever written for have collapsed pyrotechnically within months, making me the Typhoid Mary of games journalism.

I used to write and manage the front page of Encyclopedia Dramatica when it was still good (pre-2008).

I got fired from NTSC-UK once.