[In Podtoid Episode 233: "Anal Siege 2: Analectric Boogalanal", Jim suddenly breaks into a rendition of the Pokémon theme song about Jonathan Holmes. This was shortly before the moratorium on "anal talk" because it was starting to ruin Holmes' life. Nevertheless, I found it too amazing not to be written down.]
Jonathan! Gotta catch him!
It's just you an me. Your ass is my destiny!
Jonathan! Ohhhh, you're my best friend, I wanna finger your rear-end.
Jonathan! Gotta catch him! My heart's so true! (I need you to see me poo)
You touch me and I'll touch you, Jon-a-than! Gotta catch him, gotta touch his...balls.