So it's Krampusnacht. Because that's a thing we're all realizing/remembering this year or some reason. But I've known about the Krampus for years. Anyone who's watched the Venture Brothers can tell you all you need to know. He punishes wicked children the way Santa rewards the good ones, and being Germanic he doesn't pull punches when it comes to hurting kids. Seriously sit down and read the original Little Red Riding Hood.
What's Krampusnacht have to do with video games? Nothing really. Unless you imagine Doctor Venture here has Konami. Just 'cause. Anyways, watch and enjoy. Slight NSFW warning. But you'll get over it.