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The Terrifying Truth About Ghost Pokemon: A Public Service Announcement


Some folks seem to think that living in the Pokemon world is all beauty contests and fun battles. But it's not. The Pokemon world holds a dark and terrible secret: ghost Pokemon. I wouldn't want to live in a world where nightmare creatures like these lurk in the shadows. "But," you proclaim, "ghost Pokemon aren't scary! Some of them are even kind of cute! They'd be a great addition to my team." Yeah, that's what they want you to think. They lure you into a false sense of security to get close to you, and that's when they strike! Have you ever taken the time to read their Pokedex entries? I guarantee you'll think differently once you hear the kinds of horrible things these abominations do to people. So be warned, aspiring trainer, if you encounter a ghost-type in the wild, don't try to catch it! Run for your life!

If there's anything less intimidating than a Drifloon, it's a Drifblim. These things literally just drift around in groups at night. If it gets ahold of someone it can carry them along, "but since it only drifts, it can end up anywhere." So, I mean, it could float you into a pit of snakes or a volcano, but it doesn't have any inherent malicious intent. Even it did, there's nothing it could really do do you since it can't even control where it flies. I kind of feel sorry for it.

- A witty saying of some sort.

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About Fuzungaone of us since 1:41 PM on 07.28.2010

I've blogged about video games for over 15 years at Installation 04, in case you're interested in reading a collection of posts about games and other miscellaneous things I've written over half my life.

Besides games, I love is animation! Current favorites cartoons: The Owl House, Rick and Morty, Infinity Train, Primal, Amphibia, and RWBY. At the moment, I mostly watch whatever anime Toonami's got: My Hero Academia, Fire Force, Demon Slayer, and JoJo. As for games, I'll play just about anything. My first consoles were an N64 and a Gameboy Pocket. If you see the fire breathing bear around the web, it's me. I'm a goofy goober.

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