Hello ladies and gentlement, after the apparent popularity of my 50 Shades review/summary, I've decided I'm a masochistic whore for internet points. Got a bad movie, show, or book you want to see put through the works but no one brave enough to do it? Well, I'm your manwhore. Submit your suggestions through the comments or a PM, and I'll see what I can do.
A few simple rules first. Number one, there are no rules. Number two, I don't do downloads. Number three, nothing that breaks any US laws. Number four, porn is acceptable, but please, nothing involving blood, literal shit, or piss. Number five, ignore rule number one, there are rules, you scoundrels. Have at me.