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The Tournament of Dangling Dongs - Mount Your Friends!

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Edit 4: Winners for the finale
Match 1: OpiumHerz
Match 2: Steven Hansen
Match 3: El Dango

EDIT 3: Winners so far
Match 1: Tonich
Match 2: OpiumHerz
Match 3: Robo Panda Z
Match 4: Steven Hansen
Match 5: El Dango
Match 6: pk fire

EDIT 2: I randomized the list of participants. Since we have an uneven amount of participants the lucky last one in the list passes the first round automatically. In this case thsi means pk fire automatically advances!

This leaves the following order of fights.

The finale will be a three dong stand off. Everyone agaisnt everyone.
I will sent out notifications right now. If you fail to manage to deliver the winner of your match until February 15th 2015, you are out of the tournament!

May the best dong win!


EDIT: REGISTRATION CLOSED


Salida!

So it happened that just recently fellow Dtoider Tonich invited me to a round of Mount Your Friends, together with Luckrequired and... shit, I already forgot who else was with us. However, the idea for a tournament bracket came up and why the fuck not? Let's try this.

Now what is Mount Your Friends? It's a sort of... uhm... I actually don't know what genre to put this in (we have a term for in German that I can't translate though). Basically you have a climber and his dangling dong (which can be replaced with a fish or a pickle if you so desire) and a Goat on a signpost. You control both feet and hands, which are sticking to any surface they touch as long as you don't push their button. The goal is to climb atop the goat, and then the next player has to clinb atop of you. Higher and higher. All this is done within a timelimit. You can play it with a controller (which I find a lot more practical) and of course keyboard/mouse.

All we need is YOU now. It's an absolutely retarded game in all the right and positive ways and laughs are pretty much guaranteed. But we need players. So if you want to mount around with others, sigh up for this duel of manliness (girls are allowed too, but only if they're manly enough for mounting friends - hue hue hue).
This will be a duel to the dongs (no boners though, that'd be gay - the stage between flacid and errect is acceptable though). It will be played 1v1 with a 60 second climbing timelimit. Maybe I'll give a little prize out to the winner too. Just leave a comment and I'll enter you and contact you once all is done, presuming we get enough players together.

Registered Mounters:
01. OpiumHerz
02. ElDango
03. PedophilKenSebben
04. The Scholary Gamer
05. Tonich
06. Steven Hansen
07. Zerotonin
08. pk fire
09. Luckrequired
10. Robo Panda Z
11. Solar Pony Django

So register yourself now for the upcoming Tournament of Dangling Dongs! Mount strangers, become friends, mount them again and conquer the Goat! GOAT!

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LOOK WHO CAME:


OpiumHerz   
Dreamweaver   1
Luckrequired   1
Luna Sy   1
Zer0t0nin   1
pk fire   1
Dango   1
Marcel Hoang   1
BrowneyeWinkin   1
Ben Davis   1


 
 

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About OpiumHerzone of us since 3:54 AM on 04.10.2013

German Blogger, writing the series "The worst thing about censorship is ███████ " (go check it out!) since I like to write about that topic and am invested in it a whole lot. Also writes some other stuff sometimes. Likes to listen to very strange bands and has the ultimate goal in life to taste every soft drink there is at least once.
Pure Gonzo - and while I thank god for Jim Sterling sometimes, I thank god for Hunter S. Thompson every day.




I'm a bastard. Don't trust me. Always keep asking, don let yourself get fed bullshit - not even by me.

I like good games. Yes, that's quite general, but I don't really like confining myself to certain genres. I like interesting approaches, invention and creativity. But I can enjoy a straight-up shooter as much as a "Bastion". It just has to be done well and appeal to me on some level.

Want to know anything else? Just leave a comment under a blog or write a message. Same goes for corrections (please), as English isn't my native language and thus isn't nearly perfect.


Censorship Blogs so far:
001: The System (Part 1)
002: The System (Part 2)
003: The stupid publishers
004: How Germans get uncensored games
005: Bioshock Infinite
006: Call Of Duty
007: Grand Theft Auto
008: Dead Space
009: Manhunt
010: Sniper Elite V2 (again)
011: Fallout
012: Various Games #1
013: Nazis
014: Mortal Kombat 9 on Steam
015: Contra
016: Halo
017: Saints Row
018: All the other stuff
019: Command & Conquer
020: The Lanzarote Convention
021: Various Games #2
022: Half-Life
023: The Legend Of Zelda
024: Various Games #3
025: Various Games #4

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026: What system would you prefer
027: South Park - The Stick Of Truth
028: South Park - The Stick Of Truth (Part 2)
029: Various Games #5
030: Wolfenstein
031: Resident Evil (main series)
032: Resident Evil (spin offs)
033: Various Games #6
034: Turning Point: Fall Of Liberty
035: Blacks and women
036: Pokemon
037: Left 4 Dead
038: Left 4 Dead 2

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039: 2015 Predictions
040: Dying Light
041: Coca-Cola
042: Pillars of Eternity
043: The Order: 1886
044: Mortal Kombat X


Stuff I also wrote and you should read:
~HOW TO MAKE THE C-BLOGS A BETTER PLACE

~ Punish the individuals - not the scene they move in
~ My consoles don't fight each other - what's your excuse?
~ But what about the men?
~ Fake gamer girls and the damage they do
~ The Raid On Castle DToid
~ My little guide to german music (NVGR)
~ You should buy Goat Simulator - no, seriously...
~ Gravelord Nito, I love you more than Vanilla Coke
~ Let's clear up the console wars, shall we?




... und Pan spielt die Fl�te.