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The only definite 2014 review

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Salida!
Alright guys, you know what's up. 2014 is coming to an end and since I never count the December in for these things, I think it's time we start the reviews for this year. This is the only definite and right one to be ever created and you should be thankful I grace you guys with it. Every one of the awards I give away is perfectly chosen. That's a fact.
This only covers games I have played in 2014. So you might find old titles or good games from this year not in the list.


Biggest positive surprise:
Wolfenstein: The New Order (PC)

Best Remake:
Binding of Isaac Rebirth (PC & Vita)

Best licensed game:
South Park: The Stick of Truth

Best teach to type game:
Typing of the Dead: Overkill (PC)

80s Award:
Far Cry: Blood Dragon (PC)

Worst Shooter:
Medal of Honor (2010) (PC)

Least skill requirement:
Peggle Nights (PC)

Best Adventure:
The Wolf Among Us (PC)

Shortest Playtime:
The Shivah (PC)

Best Demo:
The Expendabros (PC)

Best fun shooter:
The Darkness II (PC)

Best Quote:
The Wolf Among Us (PC)
"See you around... Wolf."

Craziest humor:
Jazzpunk (PC)

Shittiest port:
Dementium II HD (PC)

Best Titanfall:
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare (PC)

Most forgetable:
Titanfall (PC)

Honorable mention: Watch_Dogs

Worst experience:
Thief (2014) (PC)

Gravity Falls award:
Costume Quest (PC)

Game I loved the most but somehow couldn't get into:
Deception IV (Vita)

Worst Calladudes:
Call of Duty: Ghosts (PC)

Best Jump 'n' Run:
Super House of Dead Ninjas (PC)

Best idea:
Goat Simulator (PC)

Most granted success:
Coffeestain Studios for Goat Simulator

Best open world stabby game:
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor (PC)

Most meh:
Game of Thrones RPG (PC)

Best art:
Transistor (PC)

Worst written characters:
Resident Evil: Revelations (PC)

Worst Coop:
Resident Evil 6 - Ada's campaign (PC)

Best Coop:
Payday 2 (PC)

Most customer friendly F2P system:
Might & Magic: Duel of Champions (PC)

Worst company related to gaming:
Ubisoft Montreal

Worst personality in gaming:
Anthony Burch

(before somebody wants to cry I didn't choose Leigh Alexander/Anita Sarkeesian over the guy who for example criticized games that are just "Go and kill stuff for rewards" after doing THREE fucking Borderlands games, let me explain that I consider neither of them personalities in gaming. Just because I write about a topic I have barely an idea about, insult people and am a moron in public doesn't mean I'm a figure in that area, I just talk about it)

Worst gaming website:
Polygon

Biggest perversion in regards to the original:
The Bureau: XCOM Declassified (PC)

"That's interesting" award:
Stacking (PC)

Best YouTuber related to gaming:
TotalBiscuit

Best romance:
Hatoful Boyfriend (PC)

Best haircut:
Bayonetta in Bayonetta II (WiiU)

War, WAAAAAAAAAAR!!!-Award:
Warhammer 40.000: Dawn of War/Dark Crusade (PC)


Game of the Year 2014

Goat Simulator (PC)

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About OpiumHerzone of us since 3:54 AM on 04.10.2013

German Blogger, writing the series "The worst thing about censorship is ███████ " (go check it out!) since I like to write about that topic and am invested in it a whole lot. Also writes some other stuff sometimes. Likes to listen to very strange bands and has the ultimate goal in life to taste every soft drink there is at least once.
Pure Gonzo - and while I thank god for Jim Sterling sometimes, I thank god for Hunter S. Thompson every day.




I'm a bastard. Don't trust me. Always keep asking, don let yourself get fed bullshit - not even by me.

I like good games. Yes, that's quite general, but I don't really like confining myself to certain genres. I like interesting approaches, invention and creativity. But I can enjoy a straight-up shooter as much as a "Bastion". It just has to be done well and appeal to me on some level.

Want to know anything else? Just leave a comment under a blog or write a message. Same goes for corrections (please), as English isn't my native language and thus isn't nearly perfect.


Censorship Blogs so far:
001: The System (Part 1)
002: The System (Part 2)
003: The stupid publishers
004: How Germans get uncensored games
005: Bioshock Infinite
006: Call Of Duty
007: Grand Theft Auto
008: Dead Space
009: Manhunt
010: Sniper Elite V2 (again)
011: Fallout
012: Various Games #1
013: Nazis
014: Mortal Kombat 9 on Steam
015: Contra
016: Halo
017: Saints Row
018: All the other stuff
019: Command & Conquer
020: The Lanzarote Convention
021: Various Games #2
022: Half-Life
023: The Legend Of Zelda
024: Various Games #3
025: Various Games #4

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026: What system would you prefer
027: South Park - The Stick Of Truth
028: South Park - The Stick Of Truth (Part 2)
029: Various Games #5
030: Wolfenstein
031: Resident Evil (main series)
032: Resident Evil (spin offs)
033: Various Games #6
034: Turning Point: Fall Of Liberty
035: Blacks and women
036: Pokemon
037: Left 4 Dead
038: Left 4 Dead 2

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039: 2015 Predictions
040: Dying Light
041: Coca-Cola
042: Pillars of Eternity
043: The Order: 1886
044: Mortal Kombat X


Stuff I also wrote and you should read:
~HOW TO MAKE THE C-BLOGS A BETTER PLACE

~ Punish the individuals - not the scene they move in
~ My consoles don't fight each other - what's your excuse?
~ But what about the men?
~ Fake gamer girls and the damage they do
~ The Raid On Castle DToid
~ My little guide to german music (NVGR)
~ You should buy Goat Simulator - no, seriously...
~ Gravelord Nito, I love you more than Vanilla Coke
~ Let's clear up the console wars, shall we?




... und Pan spielt die Fl�te.