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OpiumJim's Mega-Super-Game-Giveaway-Extraaa~vaganza


Salida dear Dtoiders!

It's that time of the year again: Jim is giving away free games. Free games, everybody, FREE GAMES! Free fucking games for everybody! Well... almost everybody. It saddens me, but I simply have to implement a little rule because I don't want to feed parasites. We don't have to know each other, but if I don't know your nickname, I will check your account. And if your account is a brand new one, with zero postings besides the one asking here for stuff, you can fuck right off. Generally speaking: if your account is new and leaves the impression it was just created for grabbing shit here, you can fuck right off. Also, PlayBoyMan, you won't get shit either. I fed you a game last time, knowing you wouldn't start contributing anything to the community (because you never did), so go beg somewhere else.

Really, it kinda pisses me off that I even have to write this. I give shit away for basically free (basically because you are still free to give me something, ANYTHING, back in regard - I know most people don't do this or don't grasp the principle of "Give me something because I won't ask for anything and if you give me a choice between two things I still won't ask for one of the two things, it's your decision to make" and just grab their game and fuck off, but the choice is yours in the end) and even didn't have a problem to give away multiple games to one person. Pretty much all I demanded is being so honest to just be straight and ask for that shit and actually run the risk that someone else asks before you. So there you go. I'm kinda sorry for legit newbies that stumble across this, but I'm just not willing to cope with such pieces of shit.


So, the same procedure as every year, Miss Sophie:
- you ask for a game and you ask for it here, in form of a comment. No PMs or other shit like that.
- I sent you a link or code to activate the game. Or the game through Steam. Or a key. Depends on the game.
- you CAN give me something back in return, but I won't ask for anything. A funny link, a cool YouTube video, Steam trading cards, other games, whatever. I'll take ANYTHING. You and you alone decide what the game you receive is worth to you. If you give me a choice (I got X or Y, what do you want?) I won't decide. I solely want you to decide the worth of the things, not me.And yes, I'm a particular little bitch about this aspect. It's literally... *drumroll*... the price you pay. *badumpish*
- when a game is taken I'll STRIKE IT THROUGH. If you ask for a game that is already taken I will simply not respond. Everyone else will get a reply that says when I sent the game.
- first come, first serve.
- you can ask for multiple games, however I demand you to ask for one game at a time and let some time pass before asking for a another one.

If I get the feeling you haven't read the rules because you are acting against them, you won't get a response. Simple as that.

Thanks to Lumpommer who decided to donate a few games too! Give the man props.

- Millenium - A New Hope
- Laxius Force
- Cafe 0 - The Drowned Mermaid DELUXE (Desura)
- Samphi (Desura)
- Home Sheep Home 2

- Dead Space
- Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Uprising
- Populus
- Peggle Deluxe, Bejeweled 3, Bookworm Deluxe, Escape Rosecliff Island, and Feeding Frenzy 2 Deluxe
- Plants vs Zombies GOTY Edition, Peggle Nights, and Zuma's Revenge

Defender's Quest: Valley of the forgotten

- 7th Guest & 11th Hour
- Amnesia: A machine for pigs
- Amnesia: A machine for pigs
- Amnesia: A machine for pigs
- Anachronox
- Anomaly Warzone Earth Mobile Campaign
- Antichamber
- AquaNox
- AquaNox 2: Revelation
- Bad Mojo: Redux
- Battlestations: Midway
- Beatbuddy: Tale of the guardians
- Beatbuddy: Tale of the guardians
- Beatbuddy: Tale of the guardians
- Bioshock 2
- Black Mirror
- Clones
- Company of Heroes 2 - The Western Front Armies: Oberkommando West
- Cook, Serve, Delicious!
- Cook, Serve, Delicious!
- Crazy Plant Shop
- Crusader Kings II + Norse Unit Pack + African Unit Pack + Russian Unit Pack
- Crusader Kings II + Norse Unit Pack + African Unit Pack + Russian Unit Pack
- Crystals of time
- Daikatana
- Darksiders
- Deadfall Adventures
- Deadlight
- Deadlight
- Deadly Sin 2
- Defender's Quest: Valley of the forgotten
- Deus Ex: Invisible War
- Deus Ex: The Fall
- Doom Classic Complete
- Dreamcast Collection
- Eldritch
- Eldritch
- Empire: Total War
- Ethan: Meteor Hunter
- EvilQuest
- Fiding Teddy
- Fist Puncher + Robot Unicorn Attack DLC
- Five Nights at Freddy's
- Fortix
- Freaking Meatbags (Early Access)
- Galactic Civilizations II: Ultimate Edition
- Game Dev Tycoon
- Garry's Mod
- Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams
- Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams
- Gone Home
- Gone Home (with soundtrack)
- Gun Monkeys
- Gun Monkeys
- Gunpoint
- Gunpoint
- GTR Evolution
- Hammerwatch
- Harvester
- Hitman: Absolution
- Hitman: Blood Money
- Hitman: Codename 47
- Hitman: Contracts
- Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
- Hoard
- Home
- iBomber Attack
- Ignite
- Imagine me
- Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet
- Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet
- Jazzpunk
- Jazzpunk
- Jibs Arcade
- Jolly Rover
- Just Cause 1
- Kerbal Space Program
- Knights of Pen & Paper +1 Edition
- Knock-Knock
- Kill The Bad Guy
- Kingdom Rush
- Legend of Grimrock
- Legends of Persia
- LightFish
- Lily looking through
- Litil Divil
- Long live the Queen
- Ludwig
- Luftrausers
- Mechanic Escape
- Mini Ninjas
- Monaco: What's yours is mine
- Ms. Splosion Man
- MS vs ATV Reflex
- NiGHTS into dreams
- N.P.P.D. RUSH - The milk of Ultraviolet
- No time to explain
- Nosgoth (Veteran Pack)
- OlliOlli
- One Way Heroics
- Orcs Must Die! (GOTY)
- Orcs Must Die! 2 (Complete Pack)
- Orcs Must Die! 2 (Complete Pack)
- Our Darker Purpose
- Out of the park Baseball 14
- Papers, Please
- Paranautical Activity
- Payday 2: Lycanwulf & The One Below mask
- Peggle Deluxe + Bejeweled 3 + Bookworm Deluxe + Escape Rosecliff Island + Feeding Frenzy 2 Deluxe
- PixelJunk Eden
- PixelJunk Eden
- PixelJunk Shooter
- Project Temprality
- Psychonauts
- Q.U.B.E. Directors Cut
- Race the sun
- Ravensword: Shadowlands
- Ravensword: Shadowlands
- Red Faction: Armageddon
- ReignMaker
- Reus
- Risk of Rain
- Sanctum
- Savant - Ascent
- Shadow Man
- Shadows: Price for Our Sins Bonus Edition
- Shank 2
- Shivah: Kosher Edition
- Skyward Collapse Complete
- Sokobond
- Soulbringer
- Soundodger+ and Soundodger+ DLC
- SpellForce 2: Demon of the Past
- Stacking
- Starseed Pilgrim
- Steamworld Dig
- Super Hexagon
- Super House of Dead Ninjas + True Ninja DLC
- Super Puzzle Plattformer Deluxe
- Supreme Commander Gold Edition
- Sweet Lily Dreams
- Sword of the Stars: The Pit - Gold Edition
- Syder Arcade
- System Shock 2
- Tales from the dragon mountain: The Strix
- Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
- Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs Attack
- Teleglitch: Die More Edition
- Teleglitch: Die More Edition
- Teleglitch: Die More Edition
- Terraria
- Terraria
- The 39 Steps
- The Basement Collection
- The Bridge
- The Cat Lady
- The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing - Complete Pack
- The Novelist
- The Novelist
- The Swapper
- The Yawhg
- Thief Gold
- ThreadSpace: Hyperbol
- Titan Quest Gold
- Total War: Rome 2: Caesar in Gaul (DLC)
- Total War: Shogun 2 - Fall of the Samurai
- Tower of Guns
- Type:Rider
- Unholy Heights
- Universe Sandbox
- Universe Sandbox
- Vertical Drop Heroes HD + Halloween DLC
- Viscera Cleanup Detail: Santa's Rampage
- Volgarr the Viking
- Windforge
- Wizardry 6 + 7
- XCOM Enforcer
- Y's Origin

That's it. Now fuck off.

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About OpiumHerzone of us since 3:54 AM on 04.10.2013

German Blogger, writing the series "The worst thing about censorship is ███████ " (go check it out!) since I like to write about that topic and am invested in it a whole lot. Also writes some other stuff sometimes. Likes to listen to very strange bands and has the ultimate goal in life to taste every soft drink there is at least once.
Pure Gonzo - and while I thank god for Jim Sterling sometimes, I thank god for Hunter S. Thompson every day.

I'm a bastard. Don't trust me. Always keep asking, don let yourself get fed bullshit - not even by me.

I like good games. Yes, that's quite general, but I don't really like confining myself to certain genres. I like interesting approaches, invention and creativity. But I can enjoy a straight-up shooter as much as a "Bastion". It just has to be done well and appeal to me on some level.

Want to know anything else? Just leave a comment under a blog or write a message. Same goes for corrections (please), as English isn't my native language and thus isn't nearly perfect.

Censorship Blogs so far:
001: The System (Part 1)
002: The System (Part 2)
003: The stupid publishers
004: How Germans get uncensored games
005: Bioshock Infinite
006: Call Of Duty
007: Grand Theft Auto
008: Dead Space
009: Manhunt
010: Sniper Elite V2 (again)
011: Fallout
012: Various Games #1
013: Nazis
014: Mortal Kombat 9 on Steam
015: Contra
016: Halo
017: Saints Row
018: All the other stuff
019: Command & Conquer
020: The Lanzarote Convention
021: Various Games #2
022: Half-Life
023: The Legend Of Zelda
024: Various Games #3
025: Various Games #4

026: What system would you prefer
027: South Park - The Stick Of Truth
028: South Park - The Stick Of Truth (Part 2)
029: Various Games #5
030: Wolfenstein
031: Resident Evil (main series)
032: Resident Evil (spin offs)
033: Various Games #6
034: Turning Point: Fall Of Liberty
035: Blacks and women
036: Pokemon
037: Left 4 Dead
038: Left 4 Dead 2

039: 2015 Predictions
040: Dying Light
041: Coca-Cola
042: Pillars of Eternity
043: The Order: 1886
044: Mortal Kombat X

Stuff I also wrote and you should read:

~ Punish the individuals - not the scene they move in
~ My consoles don't fight each other - what's your excuse?
~ But what about the men?
~ Fake gamer girls and the damage they do
~ The Raid On Castle DToid
~ My little guide to german music (NVGR)
~ You should buy Goat Simulator - no, seriously...
~ Gravelord Nito, I love you more than Vanilla Coke
~ Let's clear up the console wars, shall we?

... und Pan spielt die Fl�te.