Here's a list of things I want gifted am thankful for and looking forward to:
Metal Gear Solid V
Big Boss rides out one last time with shy new co-worker Big Boobs. Everyone gets dry-throat.
Never Alone (Kisima Ingitchuna)
Because one Fox hole is never enough. Nyuk nyuk.
Elegy for a Dead World
A game about making shit up and leaving graffiti about.
Aaannnd we go back back forth 'n' forth, into the mansion again. This time with better prescription bifocals.
Star Fox Wii U
Finally some more furry fur on fur action with pads and wrist flicks. Oh my.
Don't ink yourself. What are you waiting for? Don't ink, just shoot! Ahaha, ink puns. My life is great. *sigh*
Thankfully nothing to do with Matt Damon.
There's always time for another one last time.
No Man's Sky
That's right you misogynist fucks women like sky too. Ummm hmm!
If only it was about a royal rumble featuring six R. Mikas.
It just looks sexy, okay. Like a scaley Guyver x monster stabbing game.
As you can see there is a lot to be thankful for. I realise there is a lot of gaming history to reflect back on and be grateful for but there is also so much more to look forward to. Yes, we have monsterous backlogs to defeat but we also have shiny new things to distract us from the misery of finding the time to traipse through them. There's a bittersweet factor to the whole thing. Aw, sad now.
I also want to thank my mum for everything she's done for me; Papa Niero for Destructoid; and you, dear reader, for spending part of your day with me. Thank you.