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Follow the moniez - A list of ALL conspiracies

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Salida dear readers,

yes, yes, I know, still no new censorship blog. Shit I'm busy at the moment. I'll try my best to make it on Monday. As a little preview: It'll be about mah Pokemanz.

 

But now for something really grave and serious. Guys, this is it. The ultimate list of ALL the evil conspiracies that have ever been and ever will be happening in the gaming industry. People need to know this!

 

Advertister conspiracy
Websites get actually paid by advertisers if people see the ads. This is clearly work against a free, ad-free Internet and to the inconvenience of the enduser. #themoreyouknow

 

Paid games conspiracy
There is an undisclosed number of people paying for games. It's still not entirely known why these people pay for what is available for free on the Internet, but following the money here shows it goes through shops, which take their share, directly to the publishers. I'm still not sure who is profiting from this in the long run, but there is DEFINITELY something up. #themoreyouknow

 

Andy Dixon's dick conspiracy
Andy Dixon has a dick. So did every president of the United States. I don't think I have to say anything else. #themoreyouknow

 

Journalism conspiracy
There is a large group of people who earn money by writing about games. Not games they created themselves, but games of other people. They're practically riding along on the creativity of other people. #themoreyouknow

 

Consumption conspiracy
On more than one occasion people from different parts of the industry have come together to consume food or drinks in a rather private, leisure way. What do they talk about? What do they plan? How are they steering the future of a whole industry? Nobody knows. Because, of course, they try to keep it secret and don't post a log or a video on Twitter or something like that. If you can't see something happening there, you're just a sheep. #themoreyouknow

 

The Milo Yiannopoulospiracy
It has been proven that Milo Yiannopoulus, a guy nobody heard or talked about prior to a few weeks, has said ""Personally, I don't understand grown men wasting their lives playing computer games. It seems a bit sad to me.". This was a huge slip up, proving that he is in fact just an alternative personality of Anita Sarkeesian, who went on record saying something very similar. Also this proves Anita Sarkeesian has some form of shizophrenia. #themoreyouknow

 

Troll conspiracy
Few people are actually using and weaponizing masses of trolls in the internet to cover up certain things. While a shitstorm is happening around strawmen and the whole Internet looks at them, actually bad stuff is just getting drowned out. Politicians do this for years already, now it has arrived in the politics of this century - gaming! #themoreyouknow

 

Notch conspiracy
It can be assumed that Microsoft didn't buy Minecraft for 2.5 billion US Dollars, but Notch himself. Which makes Microsoft the only company who is into gaming AND owning their own little house-elf. Coincidence? I think not. It's their first step to a monopoly of unknown proportions. #themoreyouknow

 

Talking conspiracy
This one is kinda like the Consumption conspiracy. People from different fields of the industry meet and talk about things, not disclosing what this is and also not disclosing the talking happened later down the road. Who knows what illicit offers were made during those talks? #themoreyouknow

 

The Kucheraspiracy
Ben Kuchera isn't actually a real person. That impression was only created to hide the fact he is a huge AI built by the NSA to filter out information. That is why he started to pick up whenever he was talked about and demanded deletion of those postings. It was a test run. Once he is complete and successfully tested the NSA will be able to filter information from all around the globe instantly with this. #themoreyouknow

The Everybody Conspiracy
If you're reading this, I know you're part of it. I won't tell you what I already know, mofo! #themoreyouknow

 

 

Don't stay dumb, people. Don't be sheeple people. You need to inform yourself! Fight back! #themoreyouknow

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About OpiumHerzone of us since 3:54 AM on 04.10.2013

German Blogger, writing the series "The worst thing about censorship is ███████ " (go check it out!) since I like to write about that topic and am invested in it a whole lot. Also writes some other stuff sometimes. Likes to listen to very strange bands and has the ultimate goal in life to taste every soft drink there is at least once.
Pure Gonzo - and while I thank god for Jim Sterling sometimes, I thank god for Hunter S. Thompson every day.




I'm a bastard. Don't trust me. Always keep asking, don let yourself get fed bullshit - not even by me.

I like good games. Yes, that's quite general, but I don't really like confining myself to certain genres. I like interesting approaches, invention and creativity. But I can enjoy a straight-up shooter as much as a "Bastion". It just has to be done well and appeal to me on some level.

Want to know anything else? Just leave a comment under a blog or write a message. Same goes for corrections (please), as English isn't my native language and thus isn't nearly perfect.


Censorship Blogs so far:
001: The System (Part 1)
002: The System (Part 2)
003: The stupid publishers
004: How Germans get uncensored games
005: Bioshock Infinite
006: Call Of Duty
007: Grand Theft Auto
008: Dead Space
009: Manhunt
010: Sniper Elite V2 (again)
011: Fallout
012: Various Games #1
013: Nazis
014: Mortal Kombat 9 on Steam
015: Contra
016: Halo
017: Saints Row
018: All the other stuff
019: Command & Conquer
020: The Lanzarote Convention
021: Various Games #2
022: Half-Life
023: The Legend Of Zelda
024: Various Games #3
025: Various Games #4

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026: What system would you prefer
027: South Park - The Stick Of Truth
028: South Park - The Stick Of Truth (Part 2)
029: Various Games #5
030: Wolfenstein
031: Resident Evil (main series)
032: Resident Evil (spin offs)
033: Various Games #6
034: Turning Point: Fall Of Liberty
035: Blacks and women
036: Pokemon
037: Left 4 Dead
038: Left 4 Dead 2

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039: 2015 Predictions
040: Dying Light
041: Coca-Cola
042: Pillars of Eternity
043: The Order: 1886
044: Mortal Kombat X


Stuff I also wrote and you should read:
~HOW TO MAKE THE C-BLOGS A BETTER PLACE

~ Punish the individuals - not the scene they move in
~ My consoles don't fight each other - what's your excuse?
~ But what about the men?
~ Fake gamer girls and the damage they do
~ The Raid On Castle DToid
~ My little guide to german music (NVGR)
~ You should buy Goat Simulator - no, seriously...
~ Gravelord Nito, I love you more than Vanilla Coke
~ Let's clear up the console wars, shall we?




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