You Can't Say That! #2

Let's get silly! Simple game: I regularly post a picture, you caption it.

Picture A

For the above picture from Deadfall Adventures I'd like you to come up with a reason for the apparent hostility in the room. Maybe there is none, you decide.

And as a bonus, what's got the gang's attention here?

Picture B

No need to save the pictures and graft text on to them, just leave your captions in the comments below, but you can if you want.

Comment example:
Picture A
Quatermain: "Blaaah."

Picture B
Jennifer Goodwin: "Blaaah?"

Choose one or do both.

The winner is the comment with the most upvotes. Heck, there may even be a mystery prize for the best caption.

Rules

1. No bribes, I absolutely will won't accept Lamborghinis to upvote you. 

2. No GIFs, this is a picture thread dammit.

3. No cheating. Anyone testing positive for horse tranquilizer will be disqualified. 

4. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, paper beats rock, like really? Paper beats rock?

5. Wearing a polo neck around this part of the internet will earn you a ban.

Competition is open to all globally, I don't care if you live on Neptune or in Europe you are welcome to enter me the contest.

LOOK WHO CAME:

Luckrequired   

Occams   1

Retrofraction   1

Nic Rowen   1

Dwarvenhobble   1

Gajknight   1

Uncle Terror   1