Also, in anticipation of dissenting opinions allow me to suggest that if you are a man attracted to female Mario then youíre probably gay, and gender-swapped Mario is how you lie to yourself and maintain your image. ďThis isnít gayĒ you think, as you imaging her giant cartoon gloves enveloping your penis, ďIím straightĒ you reassert, picturing the gentle caress of her moustache.†
Iím sure that pre-emptively suggesting that those people are gay in no way reinforces the idea that itís something to be ashamed of. In any case, Iíll be pretending to be so
forward thinking that I couldnít even conceive why you would go there or why anything in this article would even draw attention in the first place.†
Have I mentioned Smash Bros
yet? Oh man, Smash Bros is for idiots.
LOOK WHO CAME: