Hey Dtoid. Let's face it: this website is obviously run by Illuminati Bilderberg New World Order Knights Templar Masons. I mean, c'mon; pretty obvious, right? Niero killed JFK by transforming himself into several bullets. What a maniac!
Well, apart from that, there are other things THEY don't want you to know. Hamza will never admit it, but his check is written out by Donald Rumsfeld. And he only gets paid if he eats one baby per news item on the front page.
There are also OTHER other things THEY don't want you to know. Those things are about Jet Set Radio.
1. It was made hundreds of years ago in Spain by people who said �let's make a videogame and also let's torture people who aren't Catholics.�
2. A million bumblebees die everyday from lack of opposable thumbs with which to play Jet Set Radio
3. The real reason all the Star Wars Expanded Universe stuff was made non canon was to place it in the Jet Set Radio universe.
4. Jet Set Radio fan fiction. Write some for me. Make it either hyperviolent or hypersexual. Or both. I want JSR erotica and JSR snuff books. Also, I want cigarettes and tequila branded with JSR. Do this now or I will devour everyone you love. Don't fucking test me.
5. The soundtrack was composed by angels being given the best orgasms of their lives.
6. JSR is the most popular videogame ever.
7. The Illuminati are actually controlled by the Bilderbergs, who once were controlled by the CIA, who once had an agent infiltrate (and subsequently recruit everyone in) the Knights Templar. Also, the Masons did all the terrorism. Building 7
8. That last one wasn't about JSR. But it actually was. THEY just don't want you to know that.
9. Here's a pic of a cow:
(I love clicking "insert" to put a photo in a blog. It's even more sexier when cows are involved)
10. Fellatio was invented by The-Latest-Media-Scapegoat-Who-Got-Caught-Being-Racist-In-Private.
11. GULF OF TONKIN!!!!
12. The cereal called Kellogg's was invented by a guy with that last name. He made it bland and shitty so people wouldn't masturbate. I say we must all fap in resistance. Even if we don't want to. We owe six faps per week to the poor assholes who came before us thinking that if they jerked it, god would piss on their graves.
Go read some books:
Kilonova Complex: Episode 1
Kilonova Complex: Episode 2 http://www.amazon.com/Kilonova-Complex-Episode-Brandon-Springer-ebook/dp/B00JOPQBCI/
How To Write Naked http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KFOZAJW
Sweet Hot American Trash http://www.amazon.com/Sweet-American-Trash-Morgan-Stirling-ebook/dp/B00KFOZC7M/
Have a podcast:
Mexico: History and Resistance itunes page: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mexico-history-resistance/id812719884?mt=2
direct feed: http://mexicohistorypodcast.libsyn.com/rss
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