This is where I introduce the blog.
Hello everybody. This is a special blog made spontaneously for the Dzord.
Lately there has been a lot of sadness and angst and hostility and other words on my favorite website. I'm not gonna take anyone to task for being a big meanie or a Social Justice Warrior or a Social Injustice Warrior or a Stupid Fat Woman Who Hates Men or a Big Old Baby Who Can't Find A Place To Put His Wiener Consensually.
I'm just gonna post some pictures of cows. Have you heard about cows?
That's a cow. Lovely, isn't she?
Yes. Yes, she is. She is lovely.
Right now, as I write this, there's a big unsexy fight happening on a front page article about some shitty Sims game nobody gives even one flying fuck about. But people are SO ANGRY.
Me too. I'm angry, just like some of y'all. But ya know what?
That's a woman ON A COW!!
Call me a SJW if you want, but I like women on cow action. More games need women on cow action. Come to think of it, so do books and movies and rap.
More women on cows, please.
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT!!!
I did a quick google search for "women and cows." Super NSFW if you ask me. I got a question for you Stupid Fucking Dickheads:
Everyone loves women. Even The Gays. The Gays love women, too. Maybe you are A Gay. Maybe you don't like The Gays. Don't matter. Everybody likes women. Lesbians do. Straight guys do. Gay dudes love chicks. Women always talk about how much better they are than men.
Did you know cows are considered holy in all the places where they don't speak English? That's a fact, bitch. Look it up in the book.
Or better yet, don't bother. Just check out this pic of a cow:
HOLY COWSHIT! That's cool as hell. I wish I could be as awesome as a cow. But I can't. I'm just a stupid zombie. Fuck.
Should I have put a NVGR tag in the title? Who cares. Cows are more important than title tags.
That image saved itself as "cowweek3" in my folder titled "Cows." Yes. I have a folder titled "Cows."
Scantily clad woman and cow.
Ya know the coolest part about cows? Nobody gets mad that somebody said something about The Gays. Everybody is just so damn happy that cows have invaded.
That showed up in the "women and cows" search for some reason. Not sure why...
Have you seen that one? It's pretty good. I like cows.
What in god's name is that?
Ok, so now it's just women and no cows... I guess that's cool too. Oh my god LOOK AT THOSE LEGS!!!
What's she lookin at? Is there a cow down there? I wanna see the cow!
Probably being chased by an angry cow.
Oh sweet jesus! I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
One for the people who like dem boys
No man can live up to that standard.
And no woman can live up to that.
But cows. Cows are a gift from the universe. Uniters. Not dividers.
Now go fap.
LOOK WHO CAME: