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Community Interviews: How The F**k Do You Say Marche100?

Back with a vengeance, back from break. �Overloaded with work, barely able to cobble shit together, and you know what, fuck the haters, I'm here for you beautiful motherfuckers.

Tonight, we're kicking it (back) off with our very own Marche100. �I have no cutesy shit to write about his name, I'm just stumped on how the fuck to say it. �But he's a really cool guy, and now, you can get to know him a little bit better.


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One last question: who do you think you are?

Apparently, I'm the guy with the name that no one knows how to pronounce. I have heard so many variations of how to say "Marche" over Twitch streams and whatnot that I don't even care, anymore. Anyways, this is all thanks to Squeenix. The name comes from the protagonist's default name in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. I must have thought the character was cool or something when I was younger, because I picked out that name like 8 or 9 years ago.

But I'm not that Marche. Oh, no. I just recently re-investigated who that character is and discovered something horrifying. Besides the fact that his design makes me cringe, nowadays.

The entire premise of the game is that he, his brother who's stuck in a wheelchair, and his other friend get pulled into a fantasy world. His handicapped brother can suddenly walk! But, no. The first thing Marche does is vow to drag them back to the real world. What a douche-bag!

No, I am not that Marche. I'm the Marche who steps all over that Marche. I'm the ace attorney who defends the innocent in court. I'm the college student who escaped certain death by going through the door with a "q" painted on it. I'm the wild card who reached out to the truth and saw through the fog of doubt. I'm the nephilim who kicked Vergil's ass from here to Hell. I'm the snake who fought the ocelot and came out triumphant. I'm the amnesiac who faced hordes of nighmarish swine to find his children.

I'm Marche-friggin-100, and I am not a scumbag.

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About Community Interviewsone of us since 7:24 PM on 08.20.2010

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