With absolutely no warning, SEGA dropped Shenmue 3 on the Apple store and Google play (it's a mobile title). Everyone was immediately skeptical. "This is just SEGA trying to cash in on a well-known franchise the rushed crap!" many wrote angrily in video game site forums and comment sections.
As it turned out, it was the best game ever.
With a huge world to explore and hundreds of different activities, Shenmue 3 is a sprawling masterpiece and will certainly go down in video game history. Even the hardcore sex scenes and child soldier training missions were praised by critics for their quality and originality.
Everyone across the gaming industry agreed that Shenmue 3 was the game of the year, and it even got its own national holiday that takes place on the day it was released, which is... I actually can't remember. Hmmmm...
There you have it! You can expect all of this and more in 2014! Anyway, I gotta go. I have a body to hide.
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