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YOU ARE A GODDAMNED CYBORG NINJA WITH A HIGH FREQUENCY KATANA THAT CAN CUT ANYTHING FIGHTING AGAINST A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY
YOU THROW THE GIGANTIC ROBOT INTO THE AIR, FOLLOW AFTER IT AND SLICES IT APART AS THE CRAZY RUSSIAN COLONEL GOES ALL: "DA COMRADE, SLICE IT WIDE OPEN!"
ALL THE WHILE THIS PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND:




HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT VIDEOGAMES ARE ALL ABOUT. NONE OF THAT SISSY ASS EMOTINAL FEELINGS THROUGH POLYGONS OR WHATEVER THE SHIT DAVID CAGE FAPS TO.

I MEAN FUCK, LOOK AT THIS




THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS SURFING ON MISSILES


THAT
MOTHERFUCKER
IS
SURFING
ON
FUCKING
MISSILES

THIS IS ONLY THE PROLOGUE OF THE GAME

HOLY FUCK KOJIMA, THIS IS A PROLOGUE I'D PAY TO PLAY, INSTEAD OF THAT FOXOF GROUNDZEROES PEACE WALKER LITE SHIT YOU COOKED UP

HERE'S WHY YOU SHOULD PLAY METAL GEAR RISING:





THAT IS A BOSS AND SHE IS MASTURBATING WITHOUT USING HER HANDS

TRY TO TOP THAT WITH EMOXUONAL ELLEN PAGES DAIVID CAGE
ALSO THE REASON THAT IMAGE LOOKS WEIRD IS BACAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THIS THING PROPERLY.
ANYWAY GO PLAY METAL GEAR RISING.
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About LukasRocksone of us since 8:10 AM on 08.13.2012

Dude, my first console was the mother****ing Master System. How AWESOME is that?
Anyway, I'm here because gamefaqs kicked me out (How hardcore do you have to be for gamefaqs to kick you out? [Not too much])
Oh, and just so you know (You're dying to know), my favorite game series are: Castlevania, Metal Gear, _____ of Mana and any Megaten game.
Also, my username has nothing to do with George Lukas. He's an A-hole.
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