So basically I want to work in the game industry.
I know a lot of guys what make games read Destructoid because videogames. Pretty much, as it stands, I work night shifts at a warehouse. It's really hot, so I have to go to the bathroom frequently to let my underwear air dry from all the sweat running down my ass crack. I usually play Pokemon Blue on the Game Boy while this happens, so I get a lot of time to play games.
I have a lot of good ideas for games too. How about a villain whose motivation is that he loves everyone, like Jesus, but not like Jesus, thinks that the best way to show his love is by KILLING THE HUMAN RACE? Quite a twist there, eh? How about a DOG as a party member in an RPG? Bet they'd never see that one coming.
Anyways, apart from writing, I was thinking of what I could contribute to the game industry. I had a synthesizer once, and I learned to play Snake Man's theme on it. So there's that. I also write sometimes. But lately, my passion has been many artworks. And I thought I'd share some of those artworks with you all here today to prove that I too could be a good game guy.
So if you're reading, Microsoft, or EA or whoever; hire me. I live in Canada. I can't relocate. But we can do something through email, work it out. I'll do all the arts for you.
Here are some example of my work.
No joke here.
LOOK WHO CAME: