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I Am Alive: The Zombor Review

May I please make a controversy?

Here is the controversy: I am not alive. (DON'T GET ANGRY!!) I realize that some of my undeceased brothers and sisters become angered when I talk about life and unlife. Some think that, in order for the Predeceased and Undeceased to coexist peacefully, we must continually change our language�in order to make it�reflect the kind of world we want to unhabit.

I almost agree with that sentiment. It is valid. But I don't think it is necessary. And, furthermores, I think it does a disservice to our current (un)lived realities. Embracing un-deceasement is ultimately a good thing, like this cow:

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About Zombie Orwellone of us since 3:07 PM on 03.30.2012

My fellow internet zombie brethren:

It is my specious pleasure to be addressing you in the fullness of time. My name is Zombie Orwell. You will be hearing a lot from me in the coming months as we ratchet up the intensity of our Zombie Rights Revolution.

I wish all of you safe human-hunting. Please message me ([email protected]) if you have questions or free tacos.

I love you!