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Aliens: Colonial Marines kind of live blog Part 1 Oh God, this is happening


It wouldnt surprise me if that vapid hack was behind this, Im 45 minutes into this game and already its giving DmC a run for its money in the horrible writing department. Look at him in that picture, probably all happy over the script he shit out while Andy Serkis is praying to God that Peter Jackson finds some long-lost Tolkien Gollum story so that he can find something better to do with his talents instead of wasting them making video games that less people will see than The Lone Ranger.

Its at this point in time that I paused Colonial Marines and told my girlfriend that I loved her very much, because I swear the mediocrity of this game could in fact be the end of me.

Shaquille ONeal & myself manage to drag ourselves back into the Sulaco. After we take a second to re-gather ourselves, Shaq (who, for the record, looks nothing like the real Shaq, but hes going to be called that anyway) tells me with the stiffest character animations he could muster that something wasnt right here.

I realized what wasnt right, it was the fact that I was playing Colonial Marines when I could be playing Strike Suit Zero or Dishonored. I promptly closed out of Colonial Marines, vowing to return to help Mr. ONeal a different day.

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Who am I? I'm a guy who plays video games, talks way too much about comics and movies, likes Godzilla and Robocop. Why should you read my blog? Because when I write I have fun, make up bullshit lists, and when I do get a little serious with some blogs I try to be insightful and use resources and facts to try and back up my opinion as much as I can. And if you don't follow my blog, I'll send you a picture of a sad kitten who wants some love.

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