It wouldn’t surprise me if that vapid hack was behind this, I’m 45 minutes into this game and already it’s giving DmC
a run for its money in the horrible writing department. Look at him in that picture, probably all happy over the script he shit out while Andy Serkis is praying to God that Peter Jackson finds some long-lost Tolkien Gollum story so that he can find something better to do with his talents instead of wasting them making video games that less people will see than The Lone Ranger
It’s at this point in time that I paused Colonial Marines
and told my girlfriend that I loved her very much, because I swear the mediocrity of this game could in fact be the end of me.
Shaquille O’Neal & myself manage to drag ourselves back into the Sulaco. After we take a second to re-gather ourselves, Shaq (who, for the record, looks nothing like the real Shaq, but he’s going to be called that anyway) tells me with the stiffest character animations he could muster that something wasn’t right here.
I realized what wasn’t right, it was the fact that I was playing Colonial Marines
when I could be playing Strike Suit Zero
. I promptly closed out of Colonial Marines
, vowing to return to help Mr. O’Neal a different day.
LOOK WHO CAME: