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Scary Granules Episode 12 - Taking it up the Perry Mason

Welcome to the premier Perry Mason fan podcast, Scary Granules!

...and oh yeah, I guess we talk about games sometimes too. I guess.

So here we are again guys, the best damn legal podcasting team in all of Destructoid; but we're not here to lawyer in your faces today guys, we're just here to talk to you about videogames, and possibly our lord and saviour, Perry H Mason (halleluh!)

(The H stands for awesome.)

And if it isn't obvious from the jokes we don't really have many videogames to talk about this week. Honestly, we haven't played anything at all. Like the tough legal professionals that we are we hate games and all that they represent.

Ok, honestly, that's probably as much mileage as I can expect to get out of the legal jokes. So anyway...

We talk about movies a little, Glowbear has apparently been on the Midnight Meat Train of late... err, wait, what did I just type?! Ew. Anyway that's a movie, that exists, and is apparently not a euphemism(?!) I don't even know anymore. Also that Star Trek film that we both done did saw.

We also have a quick natter about Knights of Sidonia, an awesome manga that has robots, giant space aliens and weird fucked-up stuff in <3

In the second half we discuss our impressions of the Xboner, and sufficed to say we're not all too impressed. We talk more generally about what we feel worked with other consoles and then debate the eternal engima that is 'what does the DS stand for in Nintendo DS?' (DUAL SCREEN DUAL SCREEN DUAL SCREEN) 

Even the eggheads at Scary Granules can't figure it out. Perhaps it's just one of those mysteries that will remained unsolved forever? (DUAL SCREEN DUAL SCREEN DUAL SCREEN)

We also answer a question from regular listener and world-renowned close-up magician Zebadiah Geronimo Platypus, who almost certainly sees himself as a younger version of the lawyer from Jurassic Park. Yep.

This has been a Scary Granules broadcast, I do hope you haven't tried to adjust your set (it won't help, since we're on the internet and not on your TV (yet.)

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Hope you enjoy it!

Scary Granules Episode 12 - Taking it up the Perry Mason


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About Scary Granulesone of us since 7:39 AM on 11.17.2012

Scary Granules is a podcast about videogames, movies and generally all things horror, not to mention a frightening journey deep into the twisted psyches of two people who frankly should have been certified by now.

If you like an hour and a half of nonsense poured into your ears then you've come to the right place!

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Echoes from the past:

Saying Herro
Episode 1
All About the Irelands!
Episode 2
Hey Tash What ya Connin'?
Episode 3
Space Lobster
Episode 4
In Which the Panties get Moist
Episode 5
The Christmas Special
Episode 6
Pancake Space Marines
Episode 7
The Arthouse Special
Episode 8
Little Kebab Shop of Horrors
Episode 9
Rub it on mah face
Episode 10
Birdman's Vagina Special!
Episode 11
Taking it up the Perry Mason
Episode 12
Hairy White Mexican Down
Episode 13
DeRezzed Special (2013)
Episode 14
Attack of the Stevil!
Episode 15
Hayden Christensen ate my dog
Episode 16
The Lust of Spock
Episode 17
Now Wash Dem Hands
Episode 18
Graceful in Bed
Episode 19
Armored Core Dildos
Episode 20
France is Creepy
Episode 21
Ellen Page in a Sailor Suit
Episode 22
Glowbear gets Willy Whispered
Episode 23
Attack of the Tentacle Monsters
Episode 24
The Clickety Clack 25th Special!
Episode 25
Buck Rogers Special!!!
Episode 26
Peter Molyneux's pants are on fire
Episode 27
Let the titties shake free
Episode 28

You can also download them all Here.