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Bonerquest is a really real book, that really exists!

I'm still writing it, but Bonerquest is a book, that will be out later this year or early next year. I've been working on it since last year, but the core of the story has burned within me for a lot longer than that, I just needed a name for it and to sit down and write it all out. I believe in it so much, that I'm putting my real name on it. Josh Hayes dies today, as does randombullseye as you knew him. Now here's Charlie to talk about the book that he's been writing.

This is the concept for the cover, which isn't finalized, but will look quite a bit like this. This is going print on demand with Amazon. I'll distribute it digitally with iTunes, and will have a professional recorded audio book recorded of myself using lots of silly voices throughout the ten chapters of the book as well as the appendices.

What is Bonerquest about?

It's about a black wizard who wants to take over the world, and who deals with his own romantic confusion.

It's about the perceptions we have of ourselves, what we believe, and what we really are.

It's about modern American politics and how the world is destined to end.

It's about how all the philosophies of the world and all the religions are silly, and a simple answer holds the key to happiness for everyone.

It's about lies.

It's about cruelty, nudity, and sadism!

It is fantasy.

It is a book, that I wrote. I'm editing it now, I've a real editor whose a graduate from Emerson working on it, to make sure I don't sound stupid when I finally present the Bonerquest to everybody.

It's about acceptance of others, no matter how strange or unusual their ideas are.

It's parallel to the game that you might remember, and the story that it tried to tell. Every place you visited in the game is there, from Pene forrest to the kingdom to the wizard town, all of it's all there. Even the king with a problem, he's in there. But the game's storyline and plot are not necessary to understand the novel whatsoever, it takes primarily on another continent, only a chapter of the story deals directly with the island continent.

It will have a page within the appendices full of Bonerquestions, including those that you can ask me right now without know anything more than the simple premise by emailing [email protected]

It is coming.

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About randombullseyeone of us since 5:44 PM on 07.05.2008

"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Words of wisdom from the deity Steven Seagal

"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Alan Moore from Watchmen

My own writing reflects the opinion of every corporation, company, individual, monsters, and gods. Also, cocks!

Coming soon as an actual book you can buy The Bonerquest. Hopefully you'll buy a copy when I'm done with it.

Will you accept The Bonerquest?

Zombies Ate My Neighbors is the best game ever.

Read fun articles Josh (Charlie) wrote for Tomopop or Nukezilla! Professionalism! Also I did some news for Destructoid. Sort of a real writer!

Check out Josh Hayes, a name Charlie uses for journalism on the internet so that he can say silly personal things without the fear of them being exposed openly. That and to hide from people he knew who he don't want to find him, not no way, not no how.

Twitter, or Tumblr!

Old School Games articles are pretty much worth reading. They say write what you know.

X-Com UFO Defense

Zelda 2

X-Men Mutant Apocalypse

Dragon Warrior III

Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse

Final Fantasy 3 (Final Fantasy VI)

Way of the Samurai

Nick Arcade

We Love Katamari

Ninja Gaiden

Toejam & Earl

River City Ransom

Mega Man X

Pokemon Red/Blue

Yakuza series

Operation Darkness


X-Men 2: Clone Wars

Sweet Home

Legend of Dragoon

Clock Tower

Mystal Ninja/Ganabre Goemon series

Onimusha Warlords

Rockin' Kats


Spawn games

God Hand

Blood Will Tell

Super Godzilla


Animal Platformers

Robot Alchemic Drive (R.A.D.)

Buck Rodgers Countdown to Doomsday

Darkwing Duck

Shin Megami Tensei games (Persona, Devil Summoner, Devil Survivor)

Jurassic Park 2

Disgaea & other Nippon Ichi Games (Phantom Brave, Makai Kingdom, La Pucelle Tactics, Soul Nomad)

Twisted Tales of Spike Mcfang

Resident Evil

Legend of Kage

Lost Vikings

Devil May Cry

Comix Zone

X- Men

Threads of Fate

Mutant League Football

Mega Man 7

Castlevania 2

Sonic 2

Dragon Warrior 2

Donkey Kong Country

Spider-man & X-Men Arcades revenge




Splatterhouse 2

Elevator Action

Mega Man 6

Mega Man 5

Dig Dug

Mega Man 4

Mega Man 3

Mega Man 2

Rock Roll Racing


Mega Man

Beat Em Ups PART 6: Future

Beat Em Ups PART 5: Playstation 2/Xbox/Gamecube

Beat Em Ups PART 4: Playstation/Saturn

Beat Em Ups PART 3: Sega Genesis Super Nintendo

Beat Em Ups PART 2: Nintendo

Beat Em Ups PART 1: Arcade

Smash TV

Ghosts & Goblins


Werewolf Last Warrior


Dragon Warrior


Rolling Thunder

Splatterhouse 3

Doom Troopers

Demons Crest

Primal Rage

Zero Wing


G. I. Joe


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