Didn't think so. If you really want a game character to protect, Mr. Rosenberg, feel free to pick up a copy of Imagine: Little Sisterz
. In the meantime, please consider giving us a Lara Croft whom, while maybe not quite ready to shoot all the baddies, climb all the things, and raid all the tombs, shows even the slightest signs of being someone who'll one day be a capable, competent (albeit polygonally rendered), and inspiring young woman. You know, as opposed to a digital punching bag that's got a fair amount of deviants working out new and creative ways to game one-handed.
LOOK WHO CAME: