You like alcohol right? You got to if you're involved with this industry. Wait, you dont like wine? Jesus, are you stupid?
I'm not laughing.
Anyway, as may you have seen my disgusting drunk tweets on twitter, I'm training to be a wine sommelier
. Basically, I go around tasting wine for living and telling people what to buy in their store or restaurant or hotel AKA I'm a fancy drunk. I test wines every other night because I don't wanna go full blown alchy.
So this old grape juice, pretty legit. You should try some wine, like go to your store, speak to the wine buyer and tell him things you like to drink. You cant say anything wrong. Really, you can't. S'all about your pallet and if you know what you like and if the buyer is halfway decent, he'll pick something for you you'll love.
Why? BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING WIZARDS
Also, cant get fat off wine.
Thats it, Gobun out.
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