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Maxim aims for a slice of the "gamer girl" demographic...

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...and overshoots straight into troll country.

On April 2nd, 2012, renowned fap rag Maxim thought it would be a brilliant idea to run a contest to find their first ever Maxim Gamer Girl. What they didn't count on was the fact that this was the internet, which means there are just as many people out there willing to enter and dick around with the proceedings as there are ladies who genuinely want to cash in on their own objectification.



In only three days of the costume being open, legit personalities such as twitch.tv broadcaster AriaBlarg and the very own sister of former P.A.D. and MASH TacticS host Jon Carnage, Jan Candice, have thrown their hats into the ring, as well as plenty of more anonymous gimmick accounts like George Costanza, a gentleman by the name of WazzupBitches, and even gamer granny Owningsince1890 have entered the fray, and they're amongst plenty more tongue-in-cheek company. One of the frontrunners is a fine young gentleman by the name of Hot Bid, whose real name is apparently ESP ORTS. Amazing.

You have the ability to vote once daily, so feel free to go and sign up as a voter, whether you'd like to join in sinking this (hot) mess or actually contribute. Any of the above entries are more than worthy of your backing, or feel free to browse through the more serious entrants to get behinds someone you'd actually like to see half-naked.

Or, if you're feeling generous, you could, I dunno, go ahead and vote for me.
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About nekobunone of us since 5:17 PM on 06.29.2007

Hi, I'm Chris, though I've been going by nekobun and variants thereof for so long, I kind of answer to both anymore.

While I've kind of got my own thing going in the realm of indie coverage, at least in the form of playing through (and streaming) (and writing about) the huge backlog I'm developing of games gleaned from various indie bundles, I try to keep my more mainstream, game-related features here, as well as opinion pieces on the industry at large, out of mad love for the 'toid. When I'm not rambling here or trying to be clever in comments threads, you can catch me rambling on Facebook and my Twitter, and trying to be clever in the Dtoid.tv chat.

Now Playing:
360: Halo 4
PC: F.E.A.R.
SNES: Secret Of Mana

Promoted:
I suck at games: PEW PEW LASERS
Improving game communities: Collective consciousness
Nothing is sacred: These walls have torn my world apart
The wrong thing: Only cream and bastards catch them all.
Love/Hate: I love to hate -you-
Love/Hate: B(u)y the book
The Future: Is still what it used to be
My Expertise: Playing the race kart
Something about sex: Sex sells, but who's buying?
E3 Approaches: It's oh so quiet
Freedom: Together, we'll break the chains of HUDs
East vs West: We've got the empire
Handhelds: Graduating as 2000's Catchemaledictorian
Relaxation: Cheesy double Chief burrito
Online Passes: A spoonful of sugar
Peripherals: Many tentacles pimpin' on the keys
This is what MAGfest is all about
Beginnings: Put it on the pizza
Disappointment: Bad(vent) timing

Recap Topsauce:
It's Thinking: Could you quit playing with that radio, love?
Do the wrong thing: And do it right, for once.
Afraid to shoot strangers.
Not if you were the last junkie on Pandora
Is Jim Sterling servicing the video games industry?
Something About Sex: Unsafe at any speed.
Doing DLC right
Congress passes sweeping Elfcare reform bill
Bottom five healthcare systems in videogames.
Pushing my love over the quarter line.
When my life would depend on an eight point none.
Remember the heroes.
Every Journey begins with a single step.
It's all over now, bomber blue.
Being Social: We'll always have Rainbow Road
Labor Day: Of course you realize, this means wark.
Please, aim it higher.
There Would've Been Brawl: Show me 'round your eggplantcage.
Integration: A place for everything
Zelda Week: I guess this is growing up.
MAGfest: the (don't be an) idiot's guide
Promotions: The bees are alright
Now is the winter of on-disc content
This was supposed to be a dozen items about nekobun.
Without Slenderness, there's something missing.
Cheap tricks (and treats) don't come cheaper than free.
The legacy of the (unlikely) wizard.
Cheap Tricks II: Sugar rush boogaloo
Thank you, for bringing me here, for showing me Home.
Burnt flowers fallen: the tragic bitchotry of Lilly Caul
Red and blue, resolving into purple.
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