Before I start this weeks blog and begin the assault upon your brains a heads up of what I've done for the past few days: SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM. Well some other games came out to but who da f**k cares. There I said, WHAT KNOW HATERS!? Beside that only a few things caused my crapbox to kick start and get working. Onwards to crappy photoshop mudda fudgas.
Gabe Newell had something new to add to his resume this past week. As well as having Jim Sterling sized moobs as well as GIVING OUT HIS OWN DAMN PASSWORD, he dropped the biggest proverbial bollock of the lot when it was announced Valve had been hacked. Serves the blubber filled buffon right for making us wait so damn long for Half life 3.
The latest edition to Bobby Kotick's pension fund (otherwise known Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3) was released this braking all kinds bla bla bla bla bla bla bla with a banana peal. Seriously even O J Simpson would cry at that shit.
The latest edition in the "Elders Scrolls" games was released this week titled SKYRIM. As you'd expect it had random dragon encounters, horses that could ride then said dragons and giants that could smack bears over mountains... All of what I just said is true by the way. Also interesting to note is that anyone who doesn't like it is into insest and chases orphans around in clown costumes. Those sick bastards!
This one is for all the Sony lovers out there that like you're wallets being raped. Sony announced a "UMD Passport" which will allow people to get there past PSP games for "A discounted price". Basically what their saying is "Thanks for supporting out shitty platform, for that loyalty we're gong to f**k you over by charging you for games you already bought". Sony everybody. Leading the way in showing they know jack shit about there fan base since 2006.
Well that's the end of another week of me crying out for attention. Hopefully you got something out of this, because I sure as didn't. Also quick note I'm going to be doing a new blog this week (hopefully) about my first day in Skyrim. Keep an eye out for it.
See ya next week fish lovers.
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