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Comments of the Week: Tinfoil hat edition.
Hey everybody! It’s time for Comments of the Week, categorizing comments so you don’t have to think for yourself!
So, E3 is next week, I’m sure you didn’t notice know because nobody mentioned it lately, but are you ready? Truly ready? Have you prepared food for the conferences? The emergency food for unexpected announcements? The comfort food for the motion control segments? Do you have your excuse for not going to work for a week? Have you prepared your body for lounging around for a week? Have you prepared your mind for crushing disappointment?
Do you have the champagne on ice for when they announce Persona 5 and the revolver loaded for when they don’t?
From : Rumor: Europe to receive The Last Story.
Spare a thought for your European brothers/superiors.
From: Hacking group threatens “the end” of Sony
This is just a crumb of the Truth Sandwich that was the comments section of this story, most of it boiled down to “fuck hackers” along with many interesting ways to mention anal sex...but there’ll be plenty of that later.
From: Corduroy Turtle’s caption contest results
From: Brink patched for pc
From: Typhlosion Transformation
This one just cracked me up.
From: Nintendo do not care about you
I concur.
From: Let’s Talk Turkey
It all started with this innocent picture
Then, something beautiful happened.
All well and good, until it went to Knutaf’s head
From: Mysterious Nintendo film shoot involves Zelda Williams
I ain’t nevah had a friend.
That’s all.
Kill me.
From: Cosplay calendar to aid Japanese relief efforts.
Buttsex seems to be the unofficial theme of Dtoid this week.
From: Thank Christ for that: PSP firmware update 6.39 coming
You decide Dtoid.
Have we missed out on a much better story here?
Huh? That’s it? Barely any Wut this week, that’s disappointing...well, I mean, it’s good for the site and all, but whatever, we’ll have more than we can handle with E3 next week.
Well I’ve got nothing left to rant about so I guess we’ll just end on that unsatisfying note...
That’s it for this week. I had lots of great suggestions from the community this week that where a huge help! Feel free to PM the Commentoid account or whoever the current Commentoider of the week is with any suggestions. And remember to watch your manners during E3, because we’re watching you.
Always watching.
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About Commentoidone of us since 10:52 AM on 07.30.2010
Commentoid is where we take the full range of comments; the ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and compounds them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
We do take requests from time to time but be forewarned that messages about insightful commentary, brilliant wit or heartbreaking failure are much more likely to get checked if you send them to the correctly listed officiator for that week.
The combined group of commentive officiators (That lay down the weekly sermon of commentacular commentitude within a relay system of commentatoratiativenessisation!):
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2. Knutaf the strong!
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